3 things you can do with...

[Iva]

Use it to set your exes house on fire
Try to walk around balancing it on your head
Use it as a musical instrument

EDIT: SHOOT!!!

Juggle with it
Give it to your cat
Throw it in the sea and hope the fish comes back to life

Sour milk

[Ravensd]

throw it out
use it to make cottage cheese
drink it anyway

Little Mermaid DVD

[Brimful-Asha]

watch it.
cry over such a buy.
download other stuff over it.

cigaratte.

[Ravensd]

smoke it
eat it if your really jonesin
throw it away cuz its a nasty habit

stale cornflakes

[Brimful-Asha]

use it to make roast chicken.
plant it.
use it to make paper mache.

a baboon's behind.

[Iva]

Cover it up
Draw funny faces on it
Throw banana's at it

An old barn

[Brimful-Asha]

put owls in it.
use it as a hideout and makeout spot.
gather hay in it.

cat fur.

[Iva]

Add it to your coffee (only if you are Mistery )
Brush it off your clothes
Stuff your pillow with it

Cotton candy

[Brimful-Asha]

give it to a kid.
get it stuck in your hair.
eat it.

cotton bud.

[jack]

Make your own cotton swabs
Make mittens for your pet mouse
Pull off the cotton and make a fake spider web for halloween

One shoelace

[Crimsonthread]

Lace one shoe
Tie someone elses shoelaces together
Play jumprope with an ant

A broken thermometer

[Brimful-Asha]

extract the mercury.
use it as alien probe.
use it to fake a fever.

didgeridoo.

[Iva]

Use it as a weapon
Get out of breath trying to play it
Use it to mimick whale sounds under water

A chair

[Brimful-Asha]

pour wax on it.
paint my toenails on it
hang wet socks on it.

a daisy.

[Iva]

Put it in your hair
Make daisy-tea from it
Dry it in a book

A sharks tooth