3 things you can do with...

[Darknight]

1. stamp your friends haed with it.
2. Stamp your butt and write Kiss here under it.
3. Stamp it on paper and try to draw something with it.

A Cup holder

[Fraggle returns]

1. hold a cup
2. melt it and make some modern art
3. get lots and build a tower

a bar of chocolate

[Darknight]

1. eat it
2. Make a joke about being so strong you can bend bars, then bend the chocolate bar.
3. Throw it in a pool and yell Poop!

A co worker

[Fraggle returns]

1. flick things at them
2. make prank phone calls to them
3. ask them to make tea

(I have done all of these just today, it was fun )

An empty paper bag

[Darknight]

1. put your stuff in it and quit.
2. put it over your head and hide
3. Make a giant hand puppet with it.

A leaking cup of coffee

[Fraggle returns]

1. give it to your boss
2. let it leak all over your work and then start shouting about shoddy workmanship and storm out of the office.
3. Drink it quick and burn youself

a hammer and nail

[Darknight]

1. use the hammer to bend the nail in to a U.
2. Hammer the nail into the wall and hang a Picture.
3. Throw the hammer away and Drive the Nail into a piece of wood using your bare hands.

A sore hand.

[Fraggle returns]

1. go to the doctors
2. wrap it in a bandage and get sympathy
3. stop using it as a hammer

a glove

[Darknight]

1. put it on your hand Before you nail something
2. slap some one with it to start a duel.
3. Use one to count to 13

a rock

[Fraggle returns]

1. rock a baby to sleep
2. Use it in a drink when you run out of ice cubes
3. Throw it through a window then blame it on a friend

a lipstick

[HANFGARN]

1: Write Redrum on the doors
2: decorate a piece of paper
3: use it on your lips

an old lp with simon and garfunkel

[smallishbear]

lp?

[EscapeGirl]

@Smallishbear....A music cd (sorta) that is LP = long play. (Well, that's my understanding of it.)

1. Play it, an listen to it for many hours.
2. Use it as a frisbee and take it to the park
3. Find someone who hates Simon & Garfunkel, and make them listen to it for hours as torture.

Bird seed

[Lilliputt]

(A CD?! I die!! Nooo LP was used as a term for vinyl records that one used to play on something called a "gramophone" And yes, LP means Long Play because it had to do with the speed the record player would turn the the vinyl record. There were bigger and smaller sizes of those records, the bigger ones needed Long Play to sound correctly so they were called LP for short )

1. Feed birds with is
2. Throw at my brother on his wedding
3. Fill a Zox... no... I mean a SOCK with it

Pin

[Fraggle returns]

I still have all my vinyl and play it all the time.... is that showing my age?

1. Pin stuff with it
2. use it to clean your mouse
3. use it as a sword and fight your friend, it's all fun until someone gets hurt!!

a single human hair