3 things you can do with...

[EscapeGirl]

(ROFL...I would never!! - besides I probably throw like a girl)

1. Shave your face if you're a man
2. Shave a lot if you're a women (legs, etc.)
3. Shave you're face if you're a woman with a beard who doesn't want to be in the circus.

Calendar

[Bender]

1. use it to find out the date
2. use it as a cheap eye test chart
3.use it for darts

A slinky

[Darknight]

1. make it walk down the stairs
2. wrap it around someone and tell them its an elecrtice force field
3. bend it and then throw it away

a bag of chips

[EscapeGirl]

(@ Darknight...#2 )

1. Open it
2. Eat the chips
3. Share them with friends.

a Roof

[Darknight]

1. strip it (the hardest part)
2. Tar paper it
3. Shingle it

a Hammer

[EscapeGirl]

1. Hammar nails
2. Beat your computer when it acts up
3. Use it on the roof.

a ladder

[Darknight]

1. use it to get on high things
2. use it to reach high things
3. scratch your truck with one

a One dollar coin

[Acelightning]

1:spend it
2:stick it to the sidewalk and make people try to pick it up
3:tease it and call it a dollar coin

blade of grass

[EscapeGirl]

(Aww..Poor Darknight )

1. Hold it between your hands, blow it, and make a funny sound
2. Mow it
3. Tie it in a knot when you are bored.

A dandelion

[Darknight]

Knot ?

1. Pick it and rub it on your arwm when it's yellow to make your arm yellow
2. Pick it and blow on it to make the white thingys fly away
3. Mow it

a Hot Tub

[EscapeGirl]

(Yes, knot...)

1. Be VERY happy and sit and relax in it.
2. Get a back massage while relaxing in it
3. Be lazy, and not take care of it..turning it into some kind of science experiment.

An umbrella for a cocktail drink

[Darknight]

1. Put it in your drink
2. take it out of your drink and throw it in the air and watch it float down
3. put it behide your ear to be silly

A stir stick

[EscapeGirl]

1. If it's the sugar crystal kind, suck on it.
2. Stir your drink
3. Poke someone. "Ouchy"

Newspaper

[Darknight]

1. read it
2. use it to start a fire in a fire place
3. roll it up and smack who ever poked you with a stir stick.

a Bat-ish guy

[EscapeGirl]

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1. Dance with him
2. Try unsuccessfully to make him happy or understand him.
3. Kiss him!

A Catish girl