3 things you can do with...

[EscapeGirl]

1. Skate into chit chat
2. Skate on ice like my daughter
3. Skate on ice, and fall on your bum, like me.

a postage stamp

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Lick it because it tastes good
2. Put it on a christmas letter
3. Collect it

An alarm clock

[EscapeGirl]

1. Throw it against the wall when it goes off
2. Stomp on it when it goes off.
3. Take the batteries out so it can't go off.

(I hate mornings..)

Snow Alien

[Zox_of_D00m]

1. hug it
2. hail it
3. obey it

a snow canon

[EscapeGirl]

()

1. Fill it with cold, cold snow balls.
2. shoot them at targets
3. jump on it and destroy it.

earmuffs

[Zox_of_D00m]

1. use them
2. put them on people
3. trow on people

steel pipe

[EscapeGirl]

1. Give it to a robot to make use of it.
2. Beat things with it (not recommended...)
3. Use it for building things

a banana peel

[Zox_of_D00m]

1. give it to diddy kong
2. give it to donkey kong
3. put it on your head

a spoon

[EscapeGirl]

1. Put it on your nose.
2. Use it properly
3. Lick it after you used to to bake a cake and are done with it.

hot chocolate

[Zox_of_D00m]

1. drink it
2. spill it
3. throw it on stupid people

the PC escape is on

[Evita]

1. drink
2. scald someone
3. warm your hands

pair of sneakers

[Mistery]

Sorry Evita, you were a little too late

1. drink it
2. spill it
3. throw it on stupid people

the PC escape is on

1. Talk nice to it.
2. Teach it how to install Flash Player
3. Get in touch with the loonies from vacation

Snowman

[Zox_of_D00m]

1. watch it melt
2. put hat on it
3. throw snowballs at it

shoes

[Mistery]

1. Hide your money in them
2. Put them on to go for a walk
3. Clean them

Rice

[EscapeGirl]

1. Throw it at weddings, but you should throw birdseed instead.
2. Cook it.
3. Realize that IT IS the "non-relative of bread" that Mistery had for breakfast.

Cream