3 things you can do with...

[Brimful-Asha]

wear it as pendant.
use it as a toothpick.
use it as a talisman.

a kilt.

[Iva]

Wear it on your wedding day
Use it as a curtain
Lift it up to see if there really isn't anything underneath

A bottle of ketchup

[Brimful-Asha]

use it as fake blood.
use it to make my cookin taste better.
use it to paint.

nail polish remover.

[Iva]

Get intoxicated sniffing it
Try to remove lipstick with it
Accidently drop it on your sofa

A nutcracker

[Brimful-Asha]

use it to break ice
use it as a can opener.
use it as firewood.

garlic

[Ravensd]

use it in your cooking
wear it around your neck to ward off vampires
take a bite out of it to keep you friends away from you

bucket of bolts

[Brimful-Asha]

throw in on your enemies car.
make a frakenstein.
use it as rings.

used toothbrush

[Iva]

Clean the toilet with it
Use it to reach the itchy spot on your back
Keep it as a guest toothbrush

A broken mirror

[Brimful-Asha]

(remind me to never ever stay with u btw )

use it as a handbag sized cosmetic mirror.
put in you canary's cage to make him think he has got a pal.
cut bacon with it.

old newspaper.

[Iva]

( Especially since I first scratch my back and then clean the toilet with it )

Wrap fish and chips in it
Try using it as a parachute
Make a scrap book with it

A swing

[Brimful-Asha]

use it to try and get over the fence to your neighbours house.
use it to spy on your neighbours.
put your dog on it to see if he can swing himself.

melted wax

[Iva]

Drink it
Use it to wax your bf's bum
Use it for kinky games...

Your best friends diary

[Brimful-Asha]

sell it to a magazine.
fill in my own entries.
read it out to her dad.

cocoa powder.

[Ravensd]

snort it
eat it
mix it with hot milk and sugar to make hot cocoa


old car battery

[Brimful-Asha]

extract the acid out of it.
use it as a mantle piece.
use it to put ur cup of tea on.

afghan hound.