3 things you can do with...

[doglover]

1. Pull the tail
2. Run after
3. Do the spider pig thingy

Cellphone

[Brimful-Asha]

flush down the toilet
use as a mp3 player
rob it off someone.

Leprechaun

[jenni.p123]

1. Use his luck
2. Take his green clothes
3. Steal his accent

A pen that doesn't work

[doglover]

1. Kick
2. Steal its pot of gold
3. Believe in


EDIT:
1. Keep scribbling till it works
2. Throw madly to the floor
3. Excuse to pout

Mud

[Brimful-Asha]

eat
make mudcakes
use as foundation

berries

[Iva]

Shoot them at the teacher
Plant them in your garden
Use the juice as paint

A banana

[Brimful-Asha]

use it for pleasure
give it to a sheep
compare it with a guy

sheep.

[Iva]

Let my dog (the shepherd ) play with it
Use it as a soft and cuddly wintercoat
Keep it as a house pet

A sari

[Brimful-Asha]

Use it to suffocate someone
tie it as a turban
use it to climb out a window

a capsule.

[Iva]

Fly to the moon in it
Choke on it
Use it as a waterski

A xmas card

[Brimful-Asha]

use it to give someone papercuts
use it as toilet roll
sweep dust on to it.

Baby Oil.

[Iva]

Light candles
Put rose petals on the bed
Call your lover


Popcorn

[Brimful-Asha]

stuff it in your ear
throw it at people
plant it hoping it will grow into a popcorn tree

fangs

[someguy]

rip someone apart with them
throw them
blow them up

a blade of grass.

[Brimful-Asha]

use it as a sword
eat it
use it to tie somethin

washing machine