What's your excuse

[Darknight]

I can't no one likes ME

you need to read a comic book

[Fraggle returns]

I can't the comic book store shut down

you need to wash your clothes

[Darknight]

I can't I'm wearing all of them at once

you need to change the date on your calander

[Fraggle returns]

I can't because it's a whole year calander

you need to get out of bed on time

[Darknight]

I can't cause I don't sleep well

you need to slap derek in the back of the head.

[Fraggle returns]

I can't because he's 7 foot tall and build like a truck

You need to call the fire brigade

[Darknight]

I can't cause we call them fire Fighters

you need to sell your TV

[Fraggle returns]

I can't because it's so old nobody wants it

you need to speak proper english

[Darknight]

I can't I'm a southern American

You need to but a Harry Potter Book

[Fraggle returns]

I can't I've got them all and the new one isn't out yet

you need to give to charity

[Darknight]

I can't cause Charity is a little *itch

You need to pay the power bill

[Fraggle returns]

I can't because they cut it off already and it's to dark to write a cheque

you need to tell a lie to your boss

[Darknight]

I can't he don't like to hear anything I tell him

you need to fake a heart attack

[Fraggle returns]

I can't because my boss had one last year and that would be tastless

you need to hold on while I go for a ciggie

[Darknight]

I can't cause I need my hands to work

you need to wash your hands when your done.