Corrupting wishes

[Mcakkay]

I got this game from Nordinho.net forums

In this game you post a wish. The next person grants your wish but corrupts it.

Example:
I wish for a sandwich

Wish granted but it is actually made of sand!

I'll start with:

I wish for a bigger house.

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but it's made of straw.

I wish for a barrel of carrot rum.

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but theres holes in the barrel and the rum spills out

I wish to be skinny!

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but now you're too skinny, and look sickly!! Gain some weight!!

I wish to be an actress!

[mojotolo]

wish granted, but people don't like your acting so they throw eggs at you (if you were really famous that would never happen!! )

i wish to be a singer !! (lalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)

[Lilliputt]

wish granted but you only get to sing at funerals

I wish I could travel to the moon

(I like this game FUNNY! )

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but you can't come back

I wish for a boyfriend

[Hitman]

WISH GRANTED!!! ...but I'll go away ()

Wish to kiss you

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but I won't kiss you back (j/k ofcourse)

I wish to learn how to fly

[Hitman]

Wish granted...but.... I don't know how to teach you

I wish you were a bigger squirrel so you'd match me

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but I only go cat size and you shrink the rest

I wish for more money

[Hitman]

ROFL

Wish granted but then you'd be a rich crazy squirrel (Imagine the Combination )

I wish I was a lil' weaker

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but you lose all your strength

I wish for a plane

[Hitman]

(Lol )

Wish granted...but it'll crash someday

I wish I was Crazy panda

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but you're too crazy to be understandable

I wish I were soon to be 16 instead of 15