Corrupting wishes

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but your blind and deaf

I wish i could travel somewhere exotic

[MsInterpret]

Wish granted, but the exotic place has an outbreak of Ebola

I wish I had Bill Gate's money

[Joey08]

Wish granted but you are arrested for stealing Bill Gates' money

I wish I owned an art gallery

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted but the cinema burns to the ground

I wish that I could trust you

[wirodeu]

Wish granted, but i'm going to corrupt this wish so you can't trust me anymore


I wish a Catfish

[HANFGARN]

wish granted. but your dog chased it away

I wish for a gibbon with a ribbon

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted but he eats the ribbon, chokes and dies

I wish for Phil to stop telling me to do some work

[wirodeu]

Wish granted now he doesn't talk at all! He just destroys the computer.

I wish for a dollar.

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted but that's all you've got, a dollar!

I wish for a fish

[wirodeu]

Wish granted but Escape ate it.


I wish for a black fish.

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted but you lose it in the dark

I wish I was cat woman

[wirodeu]

Wish granted, but there's a Dog woman too, She ates you.


I wish you would give me a Black Box.

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted but then I steel it back

I wish my job was more exciting

[wirodeu]

Wish granted, but then your boss ruins it.


I wish you can come to da chit-chat thread (Really! )

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted and you left

I wish for a PC at home