Corrupting wishes

[Elni]

wish ranted but Monday is comming even faster

i wish for a pet to take care

[MsInterpret]

Wish granted, the pet is a wildabeast

I wish I could have a foot massage

[Elni]

wish granted but u ticklish and u forced to stop

I wish for a neck massage

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but they massage too hard with a ninja-like grip, and you pass out.

I wish for a one month paid vacation from work and school.

[MsInterpret]

Wish granted, but you only get paid $1.00 for that month

I wish everyone has a good week

[Elni]

Wish granted but its raining very hard and no one can go anywhere

I wish for my foor stop killing em so I could work better

[Darknight]

Wish granted now your hand is killing you

I wish for the forest fires to stop.

[Lalae]

wish granted but now the vigorsol squirrel is unemployed (ok, i explain this: dunno if in ur countries there's such a spot, but here in italy vigorsol -chewingum producer- created a campaign in which there's a wood on fire and a little squirrel manages to extinguish the fire and save the forest jus...farting! (thanks to vigorsol mint, which refreshes...not only your breath!)

i wish i were to the lunapark

[Darknight]

Wish granted but it's a differnet Park. One on the Moon.

I wish for a good day

[Lalae]

wish granted but now...what will Daniel Powter sing?

i wish i had a beautiful walk to the beach

[Darknight]

Wish granted but the Beach Is 40 miles away

I wish the IT People would fix my Printer now.

[Lalae]

wish granted but you finish all the paper and you can't print anymore

i wish i had a pool

[Darknight]

Wish granted but it's a little doll's Pool

I wish for a bunch of people playing forum games

[Lalae]

wish granted bout now everybody's playing and nobody writes here

i wish i could eat cherries

[Darknight]

Wish granted and you get a bowl of old bad cherries

I wish For a new paint job on my truck