Corrupting wishes

**Yorick** · 08-16-2007, 21:01:53

wish granted but you have to leave a second later

i wish i wasn't questiond so much

**Skellisin** · 08-16-2007, 21:24:13

wish granted but then people start to wonder why?

I wish I found the golden ticket

**Yorick** · 08-16-2007, 21:27:02

wish granted but in your exitment you rip it in half

i wish i could fly

**Skellisin** · 08-16-2007, 21:32:40

wish granted but then you were no longer a fox

i wish i had some tape

**Yorick** · 08-16-2007, 21:34:43

wish granted but its not sticky

i wish i could duplicate myself

**Skellisin** · 08-16-2007, 21:37:26

wish granted but then your double becomes evil and plots to destroy the world

i wish i could come up with a beter one then that

**Yorick** · 08-16-2007, 21:40:02

wish granted but its just a tiny smidge better

i wish my brain was born smart

**Skellisin** · 08-16-2007, 21:47:58

Wish granted but then scientists need it for experiments

I wish I could shot fire from my hands

**Yorick** · 08-16-2007, 21:50:08

wish granted but it buuuuurns!

i wish i could shapeshift

**Skellisin** · 08-16-2007, 21:55:57

Ha Ha

Wish granted but you turn into the opposite of what you want

I wish I lived in a small forest

**Yorick** · 08-16-2007, 22:02:25

wish granted but gas costs 20 dollars to the gallon

i wish for a tasty fish

**Skellisin** · 08-16-2007, 22:16:03

Wish granted but I hope you like sushi

I wish I could have sushi

**Yorick** · 08-17-2007, 00:14:01

wish granted but it was already eaten and got upchucked

i wish i could bring you back so we could play this some more

**Skellisin** · 08-17-2007, 01:29:48

wish granted but only for a while

i wish i owned a pizzaria

**EscapeGirl** · 08-17-2007, 05:15:18

Wish granted, but no one ever came to it, and you went out of business.

I wish for a quick and easy move to my new place.

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