Corrupting wishes

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but its fun for girls not guys

i wish i could find the purple nail polish ive been lookin for forever

[Hitman]

(You meanie )

Wish granted but it's empty.

I desperately wish for a halloween party.

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but its a drag queen halloween party.

wish the salon will get my hair right for once

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but your friends hate the way it looks


I wish could be in two places at the same time

[Brimful-Asha]

(dont really care what my friends think neways )

wish granted but nobody really wants you in either place.

i wish i did not have to cook now.

[Ravensd]

ouch....

wish granted, but you have to cook for 100 people tomorrow


i wish i could travel through time

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you get stuck in a horrible past forever.

wish i knew what you were thinking

[someguy]

granted, but my thoughts horrify you so much that you commit suicide.

I wish I were a few inches taller.

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but i din't hear you say "taller"


i wish i could meet the creators of South Park

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but they decided you were the next target to take make fun of.

i wish i would be featured on vogue magazine cover.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but nobody bought the magazine

I wish I could sing

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but now you cant hear yourself sing.

i wish i had perfect sight.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but all the other are better than you

I wish I was taller

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but everyone else gets taller and your still considered short.

i wish i didnt have this scar on my knee.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but now you have it to your other knee

I wish I was a drink