Corrupting wishes

[Exevos]

Wish granted, but the room shrinks in the washing machine

[sarasbored]

Wish granted but you're forever locked in it.

I wish for a bazillion dollars!

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but they magically ignite and burn up

I wish for Hits to get a PC at home

[Hitman]

Wish granted but he doesen't get a Cam


I wish I get a PC with cam

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but it's a really sucky cam and you look like your face is upside down

I wish for a good wish that comes true

[Hitman]

Wish granted but then you wake up

I wish that my Wife (SimplyCrazy []) wouldn't beat me in Minesweeper Flags...

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but I'm just pretending to be bad so you'll be happy

I wish you were better at minesweepers

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted. I am now better at minesweepers

I wish I knew why I should be better at minesweepers

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but you're no longer better at minesweepers (it's just that Hits NEVER beats me I allways have trice as many mines as him...)

I wish it weren't this late...

[Lilliputt]

(Me too )
Wish granted. It's EXTREMLY early in da morning and you MUST get out of your nice warm cozy bed and out ta school

I wish I could go see my online family

[charmed1]

(me too )
wish granted but they went to see you at the same time!

I wish all the loonys were in the same time zone.

[EscapeGirl]

Wish Granted, but none of them had computers and never met!

I wish we could have a looney bin party!

[charmed1]

wish granted but you missed it because of the time difference.

I wish it was summer vacation

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but there was oddly an ice storm all summer, and your school called you back to work all three months.

I wish I could skip class tonight.

[charmed1]

wish granted but tonight's class was worth 75% of your grade

I wish I could think of something to wish for.