Corrupting wishes

[Lilliputt]

(HUH?! Wha... you gots some explainin' ta do in da chat )

Wish granted, she went to a boring place - Sweden - and complained about it

I wish I didn't have ta clean da home tomato

[charmed1]

wish granted but mice have now made themselves a nest.

I wish I could type better.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted, you typin' goes faster but there is sadly no improvements with da spellin'

I wish I could read faster

[charmed1]

wish granted but you read everything in 1 day and have nothing left.

I wish I had a jacuzzi.

(I just discovered spell-check)

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted but da everybunny on da Hood jumps in and there is no room left for you

I wish I had a better Swedish spell checker

[charmed1]

wish granted but they just made the universal language Chinese

I wish I had a digital camera so I could send you pics.

[Lilliputt]

(Awww... I wish that too )

Wish granted, but there is a bug in da program so da pics never gets sent

I wish I could have digital pics from my sister Charmed1

[charmed1]

wish granted but I'm so scary looking your computer blows up!

I wish it was tomorrow.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted, it's tomorrow after taday which by my time is a' ready tomorrow. So ya missed a whole day

I wish I could explain things more clearly

[charmed1]

wish granted but your speaking in lilliputish and everyone is vonfused!!

I wish for more money.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted, you have more money and so ya gots ta pay a lot more tax

I wish I could be better at skiing

[charmed1]

wish granted but there is no more snow.

I wish the refridgerator was empty so I wouldn't eat.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted, it is empty for da whole weekend and you gets complaints from da kids

I wish I could save up some more money

[charmed1]

Wish granted but someone else has the same account number and spends all your savings.

I wish we could all go on a Loony Cruise

[Lilliputt]

(YAY! Loony cruise!! And... I gotta ... corrupt da wish )

Wish granted but sadly I am in charge of navigation and we somehow end up in da desert

I wish sumbunny who knows how ta navigate was in charge of makin' sure da Loony Cruise went da RIGHT way