Corrupting wishes

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but he did your woolly sweater aswell - on 90 degrees C

I wish my nose wasn't running

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but it gets alll clogged up (ewwww)

I wish i had a REALLY good excuse for not doing my Science home work

[dazedncrazed]

Wish granted, but the excue is that you have just fallen out of a tree and broke your writing wrist

I wish that I had my own band

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted but no one can sing, or play an instrument, so no one likes listening to you.

I wish I had more coffee to drink.

[Mcakkay]

Wish granted but its REALLY hot and it burns your tounge and throat

I wish the sun would start shinning

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but it's super hot, and you get super sunburned and have to stay out of the sun until the rain returns.

I wish I had a kitten.

[Mcakkay]

(haha my motto is "sunburns turn into Really nice tans!!!")

Wish granted but you find out after that your deathly allergic to it (after your dead...)

I wish it was raining so i could go DANCING IN THE RAIN!!!!

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but lightning strikes you, and you can't dance anymore.

I wish for a very nice summer - not too hot.

[Law keeper]

THousands of kids make havoc in your neighbourhood, forcing you to move (and me to sue them) due to summer break.

I wish my sig was noticed.

[EscapeGirl]

(I like da sig. )

Wish granted, but da mods don't like it, so they make you get rid of it.

I wish I could go to da beach today.

[Law keeper]

You go to the beach... using a map from the victorian times... and find that melting ice caps rose the sea level and enveloped the beach.

I wish I was the master of the internet.

[Law keeper]

Is no one bothering to reply, or is it just hard? I can think of millions...

[dazedncrazed]

someone will reply - although 11 minutes is a little optimistic, especially at this time of night - so don't worry about double posting, you'll get a reply (eventually)

Wish granted, but the internet is corrupt due to an overwhelming virus - everyone goes back to using carrier pigeons, of which I am the master of

I wish that England would win the Cricket world cup

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted. All da little crickets in England show up at da insects World Cup and win!! Hurrah!

I wish da Dazed understands that I am joking with her wish

[Law keeper]

Wish granted: Dazed laughs and laughs and laughs and laughs until her head explodes.

I wish...uhh... I could have every video game and console ever made and is ever going to be made.