Corrupting wishes

[Darknight]

Wish granted but your pet is an invisable pooh throwing monkey.

I wish I could fly.

[dazedncrazed]

an invisable pooh throwing monkey.

ROFL where did that come from!!

Wish granted but you fly to high and go into orbit

I wish Sin City 2 would come out TODAY!

[Darknight]

Wish granted but your DVD broke.;

I wish I COULD HAVE A DAY OFF.

[dazedncrazed]

wish granted but it won't be until next weekend

I wish the PS3 was cheaper

[Darknight]

Wish granted, but it's only cheaper than new car.

I wish I could be in a movie.

[dazedncrazed]

Wish granted, but your role is a princess in the new barbie movie

I wish Chelsea will win every cup this season

[Darknight]

Wish granted but all the other teams dissapeared and there is no more football.

I wish i could have a drink right now.

[dazedncrazed]

Noooooooooo

Wish granted but the bartender spat in it

I wish I won the lottery

[Darknight]

Wish granted but so did 999,999.000 other people. Here's your Dollar.

I wish I could be a dork.

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but you don't get the brains that follow

I wish I could dance

[Mcakkay]

Wish Granted but you have to wear the ugliest dress everytime you dance.

I wish I can be in the Harry Potter movies..and I dont die..and im not evil..

[Rannei]

Wish Granted but Harry Potter turns you into a frog

I wish I didn't have to go to scool tomorrow

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but its because you became deathly ill

I wish i had a nice even tan..not burn

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but it disappears in sunlight

I wish for a fish

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted but your parents make you release him.

I wish I would take 2 weeks off work.