Corrupting wishes

[Darknight]

Wish granted and Scully and Molder are Old and slow

I wish for fun too.

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted but then you're abducted by aliens

I wish Tom would make up with jerry

[Darknight]

Wish granted and Their Boring

I wish for the New Batman Movie to come out This year.

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted but you can't afford to go

I wish that I was in the pub

[Hitman]

Wish granted but you get so drunk that you forgot your way home

I wish for some good movies tonight

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted but now everyone knows your staying in on a friday night

I wish that I could fly

[Hitman]

Wish granted but you can't land

I wish for a non-corrupting wish

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted but you can no longer post on this thread

I wish for world peace

[Hitman]

(Lol Nice answer )

Wish granted but then you wake up

I wish for $1.000.000 that is not monopoly money, I can't lose, drop, gamble, somebody steal it from me etc.

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted but your alienate all your friends and family with your greed

I wish that the baby bird i saw today didn't get eaten by a pidgeon

[HANFGARN]

wish granted. and it gets eaten by an eagle

i wish for all spam mail to disappear

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted but only because your server has failed

I wish I knew kung fu

[invincible]

wish granted but you have to face the champian

i wish all the cats in gamershood would be here

[Fraggle returns]

Wish granted (Fraggle is the name of one of my cats ) but they have trouble using the keyboard and it all ends in as;h\sdvjkh o;wugh

I wish my Grandmother was nice like the ones you see in films

[Saw III]

Wish granted and she feeds you lots of chocolate (she is really fatting you up)

I wish I could get a liposuction free of charge.