Corrupting wishes

[Edawg]

Granted, SHOOP DA WHOOOOOOOP! *kills chocbubbles*

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[Animal Dragon]

@ choc i just wished for that!

granted but neither of us knows what u just said, something about powers

i wish someone would tell me wat all these words mean

[Edawg]

Granted - (search shoop da whoop) but it somehow kills you.

I wish for a wishing well.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but it wishes bad wishes

i wish i had a good wishing well

[Edawg]

Granted, but you drown in it.

I wish I had superpowers.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but u decide to use them for evil and get shunned by ur loved ones

i wish someone else would make a wish for me

[Edawg]

Not granted.

I wish for spiders.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but they bite ur head off

i wish Edawg would stop 'not granting' my wishes

[Edawg]

Granted, but somehow a spaceship grabs you and flies away.

I wish I had a superduperhypermegavitamindrink.

[Clank]

granted but you choke on it


I wish that a new species came to our planet and we got along nicely with them

[someguy]

Granted, but they end up taking everything they like, wich just happens to be everything we need, and we die.

I wish that Gamershood was only a little more active.

[Animal Dragon]

granted but it's so active that u can't get a word in

i wish that i knew my way round better

[Edawg]

Granted, but other people start asking for directions every five seconds.

I wish I wasn't wishing.

[Animal Dragon]

granted but u then think of something that u now can't wish for

i wish i could fly

[Edawg]

Granted, but you say sbu and can't fly anymore.

I wish that I could stop people from wishing.