Corrupting wishes

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted. Congrats! Ya gots a TOY car the size of a smurf

I wish there was summer all year round where I live

[acasete]

Wish granted, but it will be 70 degrees celcius on shadow.

I wish a BIG LCD TV.

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but we are invaded by aliens and they decide to take it from you because its really BIG!

I wish for world peace (and dont say itll be boring because its better than war)

[Lilliputt]

(Ok, I won't )
Wish granted and then the world is hit by a meteor rain and destroyed

I wish I there was a medicine that could cure the worlds worst diseases

[Mcakkay]

Wish granted but the world still gets destroyed from the meteor rain!

I wish that the meteor rain missed us and we all lives in peace and good health!

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted but we are too many and no space left ta live on

I wish my hut on Carrot Island had a hidden room

[Mcakkay]

Wish granted but you forget where it is

I wish that i had a hut

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted but minutes after ya move in it falls apart

I wish da Mcakkay lived on Carrot Island

[Mcakkay]

Wish granted!!! ... but she cant cuz..shes got no money

I wish i had money

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted but it's the wrong currency

I wish I didn't have ta go ta sleep just now

[Mcakkay]

Wish granted but you pass out cuz your soo tired later so..

I wish i had green eyes

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted but this little islander liked them eyes da way they were and feels real sad

I wish I could croos my toes and STILL be able ta walk

[Mcakkay]

WHAT?!

Wish granted but they croos too much and get stuck and you cant get your shoes on!!

I wish for a nice cheesecake!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Lilliputt]

(HA! Spelling boo boo! I meant cross... oh, well)

Wish granted but da filling is three years old

I wish it was still early evening where I am

[Mcakkay]

Wish granted but this sudden laspe in time causes major chaos in the world and we blow up..

I wish for some dill pickle chips..fresh and unspillable and unbreakable and normal!!!!!