Corrupting wishes

**Orow** · 03-23-2007, 12:49:52

Originally posted by Darknight

Wish granted, but he said your a bad girl and don't get any thing

I wish for a bigger cup of coffee.

Wish granted, but it's decaf!

I would like a new apartment!

**Darknight** · 03-23-2007, 12:51:58

Wish granted, but it's so small you can put it in your pocket.

I wish for someone to wash my truck.

**Orow** · 03-23-2007, 12:53:40

Originally posted by Darknight

Wish granted, but it's so small you can put it in your pocket.

I wish for someone to wash my truck.

Wish granted but Jessica Simpson is busy at the moment.

I wish for banana cake!

**Darknight** · 03-23-2007, 12:58:23

Wish granted, but it's five years old.

I wish for a really good room escape game

**dazedncrazed** · 03-23-2007, 13:36:00

wish granted but its impossible to solve without understanding fluent japanese and lili isn't around to help

I wish that healthy food was more tasty

**Darknight** · 03-23-2007, 13:46:01

Wish granted, but Now you hate Sweets.

I wish I had an egg salad sandwich right now.

**dazedncrazed** · 03-23-2007, 13:49:25

wish granted but the chef dropped it, and had scraped it of the kitchen floor

I wish my fingers weren't soooo cold

**Orow** · 03-23-2007, 13:56:20

Originally posted by dazedncrazed

wish granted but the chef dropped it, and had scraped it of the kitchen floor

I wish my fingers weren't soooo cold

Wish granted, but now they smell of fish'n'chips.

I wish for snow!

**Darknight** · 03-23-2007, 13:58:53

Wish granted but now your feet are cold.

I wish I had a better job.

**dazedncrazed** · 03-23-2007, 14:30:35

Wish granted, but now you cant gamershood all day!
(seriously though how can you get a better job than that

)

I wish that I could be a kid again

**Orow** · 03-23-2007, 14:41:34

Wish granted, but your head size stays the same.

I wish for banana ice cream!

**dazedncrazed** · 03-23-2007, 14:42:56

Wosh granted but the monkey gets there first

I wish Becky got a laptop already

**Orow** · 03-23-2007, 14:52:34

Granted, BUT it doesn't work.

I wish for some cucumber.

**Darknight** · 03-23-2007, 15:19:11

Wish granted but they have been Pickled

I wish for 1:30 to come faster

**Hitman** · 03-23-2007, 17:37:39

Wish granted but you fall asleep

I wish this life was only a dream and I would just wake up into another amazing life

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