Corrupting wishes

[charmed1]

wish granted not your teeth hurt.

I wish my laundry was done.

[Hitman]

Wish granted but there is one more Pile coming up

I wish I had $1.000.000

[charmed1]

wish granted but its in Monopoly money.

I wish I could sleep.

[Hitman]

Wish granted but you wake up froma terrible nightmare.

I wish I could fly

[charmed1]

wish granted but you can't land.

I wish I could do yesterday all over again (the same)

[Hitman]

Wish granted but then you wake up

I wish I'd meet a beautiful girl

[charmed1]

(You really want me to corrupt that one?? )

wish granted but shes your long lost sister.

I wish the flavor lasted longer in gum.

[Hitman]

( Aww )

Wish granted but all the flavours would be the same

I wish for an Ice-Cream ()

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but it melts before you can eat it.

I wish for my Sunday to be quiet an relaxing.

[Mcakkay]

wish granted but before you can blink, its Monday...noisy hecktic monday..

I wish for a stainproof new carpet in my room..colour..a light blue

[EscapeGirl]

Wish granted, but as soon as the carpet is laid down, you have to move away.

I wish for a fast work week.

[Crimsonthread]

Wish granted, but you have to work overtime next weekend.
I wish I was a giant grape.

[Lilliputt]

Wish granted, you are a giant grape but ya sadly got eaten by a giant ape

I wish I knew how ta finish da game I am playing

[Crimsonthread]

Wish granted, but the game freezes before you can finish it.

I wish I could get inspired for my next jewelry project.

[Lilliputt]

(Here is a GREAT idea: make carrot shaped jewelry )

Wish granted, you are inspired but not in time ta finish da project

I wish I didn't need ta go sleep right now