Corrupting wishes

[RBS]

wish granted but a skinny japanese kid consumes you in .04 seconds

I wish I was a bear

[Ravensd]

wish granted but your a toy

I wish my hair wasn't so thick

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted ur bald

i wish i was the green absinthe fairy

[nefertiti]

wish granted,you`re a drunk fairy

i wish GH planet was real!

[Brimful-Asha]

i dont mind being a drunk green fairy at all like

wish granted but the people arent real.

i wish i wasnt addicte to ciggies

[nefertiti]

wish granted,but you get even more addicted 2 alchohol

i wish my computer was faster at loading pages

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but u get a virus instead.

i wish there was no such thing as fats

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but we all look like dead people


I wish my brain wasn't so tired

[point click man]

wish granted but it goes to sleep forever and you die

i wish i could bench press 113 pounds

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but you can only do it with you right arm, so you left arm is just skin and bone

I wish 530 would hurry and get here so I can get off work and go home

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but u get fired.

I wish the train station was right on my door step.

[nefertiti]

wish granted,but now the bus stop is 3 kilometers away

i wish i didn`t had to get out know

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but u can never get back outside.

i wish someone would make me tea now

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but someone added an extra "tea" to it(tea-tea)....ok that was juvenile..


i wish i had a beer

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but its non alcoholic.

I wish what i knew now i knew when i was younger.