Corrupting wishes

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you find out what your friends really think (no not a good thing)

I wish ic oudl sleep with my eyes wide open.

[jenni.p123]

wish granted but you need eye drops all the time because they dry up

I wish i had no homework to do

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but u now have twice more chores to do .

I wish my hair was curly.

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but it turns bright green


I wish I had super powers

[RBS]

wish granted but you need a costume in order for them to work.

I wish Head On applied directly to the forehead would cause peoples head to blow up and the ads would be taken off TV

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but your one of those people whose heads blew up.

I wish i knew my alcohol limits.

[jenni.p123]

wish granted but when you know them you never drink again

I wish for Scotland to always have good weather

[RBS]

wish granted but rich golfers would flock and you'd have to rent out your house and then you get rich (hmm win/win)

I wish I could get a tee time at St. Andrews

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but you forgot how to play golf


I wish aliens would come and abduct me

[RBS]

wish granted but they ran out of small and medium probes.

I wish I could be on Wheel of Fortune

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but Pat Sajak starts hitting on you


I wish my back would stop hurting

[RBS]

wish granted but now you have to work

I wish I lived in Europe

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but then i left europe

I wish i knew what i know now when i was stronger.

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but you lose the ability to gain any new memories


I wish I had a glass of absinthe right now

[Brimful-Asha]

(dont remind me of absinthe i had one glass too many yest )

wish granted but its the horrible red czech one.

i wish i had a wormwood plantation.