Corrupting wishes

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you now have to wear a bra.

wish i would stop shopping online

[Ravensd]

wish granted, but now when door to door salesmen knock at your door you have an extreme urge to buy one of everything they sell

I wish 2 + 2 didn't = 4

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but now you have upsetted all maths equations so you pay check comes up to $1 a month.

i wish i was brilliant at maths.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but no use for that

I wish I could play piano

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but your tone deaf.

wish i owned a cottage in the alps.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but you have no free time to go there

I wish I could have my own yacht

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but there is no longer a sea.

i wish i did not have to get out of bed.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but now all your body aches

I wish I could pilot

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but the plane gets hijacked.

i wish i had a bath tub.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but it has no water

I wish I could have a beer right now

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but you get instant big beer belly

i wish i could fly.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but you crash to an airplane

I wish I could see you

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but im a greek eating witch

i wish i could live in fairy tales.

[grigtho]

Wish granted but she makes you a frog

I wish I could live in the past

[Brimful-Asha]

wish granted but u get stuck in a horrible moment in the past.

i wish i could afford that €1,000 loius vitton bag i saw