The vending machine

**OneBun** · 07-14-2010, 21:27:29

Beef jerky comes out. (

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)

I put in a marble.

**OscarW** · 07-14-2010, 21:29:46

a Vase come out

I put in a manhole cover

**RBS** · 07-14-2010, 22:46:14

out comes the person who just fell into the open manhole.

I put in rare Roman coins.

**OscarW** · 07-14-2010, 22:52:07

a Metal detector came out.

I put in a Token coin.

**RBS** · 07-15-2010, 00:30:55

the vending machine rotates 45؛ and you see stairs down to the subway.

I put in a bottle cap.

**OscarW** · 07-15-2010, 00:54:35

The machine gave a slingshot.

I put in a Tomato.

**OneBun** · 07-15-2010, 01:05:36

A sicky red cat comes shooting out in full speed.

I put in my broken laptop

**RBS** · 07-15-2010, 01:43:57

out pops a remote garage door opener.

I put in a vitamin C tablet.

**OscarW** · 07-15-2010, 10:14:29

An amatuer surgeon came out.

I put in a taser.

**Chocbubbles** · 07-15-2010, 10:32:59

a police officer comes out

i put in a clown

**OscarW** · 07-15-2010, 10:38:37

Pennywise the IT-clown came out

I put in a bunny.

**Chocbubbles** · 07-15-2010, 10:43:42

a magician came out

i put in a soccerball

**OscarW** · 07-15-2010, 10:45:23

Howard Webb came out.

I put in a tomato-soaked frog. (leapfrog)

**Chocbubbles** · 07-15-2010, 10:53:53

out came a bowl of tomatoes

i put in a calendar

**OscarW** · 07-15-2010, 10:58:48

a watch came out.

I put in a pussycat.

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