The vending machine

**RBS** · 07-15-2010, 12:55:54

out comes a moderator eating a bag of chips.

I put in Mel Gibson.

**OscarW** · 07-15-2010, 14:24:43

The machine started a racist rant.

I put in a Mistery.

**RBS** · 07-15-2010, 15:47:08

out comes a ray gun, cool. Dang needs batteries and don't think Wal-Mart sells the plutonium kind.

I put in a quart of oil.

**OscarW** · 07-15-2010, 15:51:15

A BP sign came out all covered in oil.

I put in a crystal ball.

**RBS** · 07-15-2010, 15:55:11

flying monkeys swoop up from the drop zone.

I put in a library card.

**OscarW** · 07-15-2010, 15:59:08

Oscar Wilde appeared, Cool!

I put in a vampire.

**RBS** · 07-15-2010, 16:04:14

400 screaming 13 year old girls tumble out.

I put in an old 5¼" floppy disk.

**OscarW** · 07-15-2010, 16:24:18

A VHS tape came out.

I put in a garden gnome.

**RBS** · 09-06-2010, 23:24:04

The middle munchkin of the Lollipop Guild comes out.

I put in a pumpkin.

**OscarW** · 09-07-2010, 00:40:37

A Halloween Costume came out.

I put 4 fried chickens and a coke.

**RBS** · 09-07-2010, 00:50:43

Out comes a bottle full of chicken bones.

I put in a miniature vending machine.

**OscarW** · 09-07-2010, 00:53:19

A miniature slot machine came out.

I put in a hovercraft.

**RBS** · 09-10-2010, 01:29:25

Out comes foamy water.

I put in a paper plate.

**OscarW** · 09-10-2010, 15:21:17

A plastic knife and fork came out.

I put in an Elwood Blues.

**Lilliputt** · 09-16-2010, 07:53:49

A black hat came out.

I put in a Jolly Wolf.

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