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What's this sign-up sheet asking for people with flat heads for?
Wait until it's blue.
Wait until it's blue.
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Am I pregnant, am I pregnant ???
Gerbil slices.Comment
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Why can't the gerbil win any golf tournaments?
I gotta make that my ringtone.Comment
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i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, and this is how it goes!
Four in a row.Comment
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I can't beat my nephew at Connect Four, anybody know the best stategy to win?
I have to cover my ears just to be around it.Comment
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Have you ever heard Escapegirl at feeding time ? ...MAN !!
I need a little more time.Comment
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Is it blue? Am I pregnant?
Haven't seen that since the 70'sComment
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It was beautiful today, what did it hit... 80 ?
It felt like I was drinking lava.Comment
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Hey Jethro did you try some of Ellie May's coffee?
I don't remember that being there.Comment
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What's THIS... my bathroom has a toilet ??
It got all covered w/ sand.Comment
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Why aren't you eating your sandwich?
You shouldn't have done that.
From now on, this is how it is going to be, just her and mesigpicComment
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Ooops... did I just double-post ?
No, those are MY glasses.Comment
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Can I use these?
First clean your room.From now on, this is how it is going to be, just her and mesigpicComment
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Can I play GamersHood?
That wasn't part of the planComment
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Dad, can we first go to Disneyland?
You should have asked before you did that.From now on, this is how it is going to be, just her and mesigpicComment
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