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Are you EVER going to stop smelling like monkey poo?
Not really, no.
Not really, no.
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I heard you love kitty's?
The stew was made purely of Manatee Meat, some say it tastes just like cat.Comment
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What non-existent, no-one-would-ever-eat-it-if-it-did-exist stew made of?
No, no...press the 1, then 4, 7, 9, 1, 0, 8, 7, and finally 4...three times.Comment
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What numbers do I press to claim the "grand prize" this letter I got in the mail says i won???
No you can't say that, this is a family site!!!Comment
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Can I explain a bit about the violent scene I just saw on NCIS?
Because it's on fire, silly!Comment
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Why do you keep saying it's okay to stare into the sun?
That's not beef jerky!!!Comment
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This beef jerky tastes great, even if it looks like roadkill...what kind is it? (
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Are you kidding?! It's PHENOMENAL!Comment
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I'm not too sure about that Kitten beef jerky, what did you think of it?
Okay, I guess we have to tell you, you have a conjoined twin.....Comment
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Sometimes I feel like I'm different than everyone else. And my other head agrees. Will you explain this to me?
Oh, any old way is great: grilled, broiled, fried, or even microwaved!Comment
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and how would you like your butterfly today?
it was green when i got it!
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(Poor Adventure!)
Why in the world is my new car GREEN!?!
I...I...I...I dunno! The voices told me to!!Comment
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why on earth did you let a thousand guinea pigs loose in my office?!
but the slurp spiders are my friends
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What do you think of my new slurp spider killing and swatting machine???
On Tuesday, but not Wednesday, don't even think about Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. And oh, did I mention only between 1:35 pm and 1:40 pm...? Cuz that's the way it is.Comment
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so when do you want to take over the world with me?
that's why i will never eat apple strudel again, except maybe on labour weekend
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Do you remember when you laughed SO hard that apple strudel came out your nose?
Probably very soon...Comment
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