Question Backwards

[gh1]

Q: Do you want a hamburger???

A: It made me sneeze!

[funja]

what happened


how am i how am i

[gh1]

Question: Did the mailman send you a bad letter?

Answer: Bananas went flying everywhere

[Justeazy]

Q: You actually entered that monkey's cage?


A: You are more wrong than a frog eating jelly beans!

[Evita]

Q: you're happy that you got married, right?

A: it broke immediately!

[stitchy]

Q: When did your water break?

A: A little fluffball

[donaud]

Q: What kind of dog would you want ?

A: I had to get stitches.

[stitchy]

Why were you afraid to go to the hospital?

Itchy toes

[donaud]

What's worse than burning eyeballs ?

I almost barfed !

[RBS]

Q: Got any ideas how to finish this love poem I am writing to my sweetie? "When I first looked into your eyes......"

A. Oh wait that was the wrong bottle.

[donaud]

I thought my tail was supposed to disappear !

Because we like you.

[Dark Halo]

Why did you let me stay at your house?

Tennis

[RBS]

What was Tennyson's dad's name?

Eat more fiber.

[donaud]

My gums are bleeding...


I think it was that burrito I ate.


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[stitchy]

What made me so sleepy?

I choose pink with that sparkly thing.