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[RBS]

Going to Long John Silver's, want anything?

I guess I will take it if that's the best price you can do.

[EscapeGirl]

This [almost] brand new used tooth brush that was used for cleaning grout can be sold to you for the low, low price of $2,367. What do you say?

Raindrops, mud puddles, and empty riverbeds!

[RBS]

How does swine flu spread?

I am going to wear it anyway

[EscapeGirl]

I'm not so sure that blue dress is quite your color. Well at least not with those heels. Don't you think?

0-60 in 10 seconds.

[RBS]

What happened when your pet snail got into the hidden stash of catnip?

tater tots

[donaud]

Those are pretty earrings... what are they ?

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Take 3, trust me.

[RBS]

I forgot our anniversary, should 2 dozen roses make up for that?

better not, I don't want to run the risk of getting a virus.

[donaud]

Sorry, I'm out of clean glasses. You can just drink straight out of the toilet.

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Those make me itch.

[RBS]

Have you tried the thermal undies from Owens Corning?

Last time I tried I got a leg cramp.

[EscapeGirl]

Have you ever ran across the Grand Canyon?

Sip it slowly.

[RBS]

Thanks for the hot chocolate but why does my mug have SIS on it?

bada bing bada boo

[stitchy]

This party is like watching a documentary about sand, only not as exciting.

You put it in backwards.

[RBS]

Why can't I see a darn thing out of this new mirror?

Only if its leather.

[jenni.p123]

Would you like this new couch?

It's lovely.

[donaud]

Do you like my new leather couch ?

The square root of 9.