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nyuk nyuk nyuk (one for each stooge)
I am prepared since I brought along my GPS system.
I am prepared since I brought along my GPS system.
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So, are you going to the shops or what?
Yeah I just bought it.
"Whoever said money can't buy happiness
simply didn't know where to go shopping."
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Some guy named Tony just called and said he's got your deed for the Brooklyn Bridge all ready, wanna call him back?
According to my watch it will be in just about 3 minutes.Comment
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When will the next train come?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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did you know you have a spider on your back
oh no, i didnt mean that oneNew York!
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
There's nothing you can’t do,
Now you're in New York!
These streets will make you feel brand new,
These lights will inspire you,
Let's hear it for New York, New York, New YorkComment
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Wanna star as Hamlet in the school play?
If I had to choose I would take the red one.Comment
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So Neo which pill will you take?
you must be joking!sigpicComment
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Knock Knock
Of course I amComment
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you're dressing up like this for easter?!
the answer is pie. the answer is always pie!sigpicComment
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What is 10 divided by 3.1831 ? ... I always get stuck on this one.
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I'll take 6 of the green ones.Comment
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Do you want ham with your eggs?
I am stumped.
Strange as Angels, Dancing in the Deepest Oceans
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What is 10 divided by 3.1831 ? (hee hee)
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More salt, please.Comment
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Howz that margaurita?
Not sure what I did but now I get free cable on the TV.Comment
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Why did you dig so many huge holes in your front yard ?
I can't stop it... it just keeps blinking.Comment
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