Neverending Story

[T.M.U.S.T]

the story seemed to repeat forever until one time in a bar a mysterious man came up to the Big bad john and told him that if he drank this potion he would forever avoid death then...

[mojotolo]

dies, and the story starts all over a1gain..,..

MMMMAAAAAANNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAC5932821

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[Maniac]

dies, and the story starts all over again..,..

[bubbie92]

Russia and notices their building a giant war missle.So he's like what the he**are you building that for.They said to attack America (in russian.)The guy goes to 50 countries trying to find a language book and finds out that he's broke.So he.....

[I.N.V.U]

everything was 2-D! the actor who was going to get sucked in however, had grabbed the guy (our main character) and they both went in. there the actor was like what is with this place? everything is so ....so FLAT> look! the muscles i've been working out on are now gone! NOOOO.....and the guy is like sure. well sux for you. bye. and so the guy left the crybaby alone and went out to....................

[addymartini]

afterwards he randomly got sucked into a different dimension ........

[Freakshow59]

but the director didn't like how the scene was going so he called "CUT!". So, (famous star that wasn't in alien vs. predator) goes to change into. . .

[I.N.V.U]

eats himself. after that..........predators came....


alien vs predator!

[Heartofthedark]

but then they said ah screw it and started bombing earth tell a giant forkboy comes and eats there ships and after that the forkboy...

[Freakshow59]

Wait 500 hundred more to have enough ships to dominate the Earth, so. . .

[I.N.V.U]

didn't like god. and didn't like how god made them do stupid stuff. so instead of 500 years they waited 1000 years. and at that 1000th year they.........decided to.......

[Heartofthedark]

the same thing but then god comes over and pokes the parrot and it explodes and then god says 'im bored i need to have some fun' and creates the universe and puts humans on earth and aliens 500 years away so they will attack earth in 500 years but the aliens....

[I.N.V.U]

he decided to create utopia. NOT paradise. but a place called utopia. but a little fairy was like they are the same thing. but god hates anyone who dares to argue with him. at that time god did not love everyone.....no offense to umm....religous people. so the fairy was locked in a cage and turned into a parrot. who can only imitate what other people say. god said. I WILL CREATE UTOPIA> NOT PARADISE> UTOPIA AND PARADISE ARE NOT THE SAME THING!!!!!! the parrot says........

[Freakshow59]

Played Black & White 2, he was playing until . ..

[Heartofthedark]

turn into kenny and moon gorge bush who gets so outraged he takes out a TIME BOMB and plants in on the ground and everything gets turn back to before time and no one exists untill one day god...