Neverending Story

[MEGADOOMER]

the last name was NOT VALID
self destruct self destruct
*the internet dies over the universe*
he is chased by nerds who have no access to internet anymore
NERDS I TELL YOU NERDS

[I.N.V.U]

that helped people find their original birth mother. and father. and grandmother. so he typed in his last name.....

[Freakshow59]

but! the man got tired of the computer, however, when he went to the website. . .

[I.N.V.U]

...Green Day. (hope they are famous and american enough) he fainted, becuz he couldn't breathe. when he woke up he was sitting in a chair in front of a computer. the site was gamershood forums. and there he read the neverending story. which began with.... I know a man who was called....... (try to keep it going forever)

[Freakshow59]

wanted to get out of Japan, but had a premonition about the trip there and that he would die a very horrible death

He would crash into a Hello Kitty store and all the dolls and the wreckage would kill him

So instead, on the way to the Airport (he had to walk because any means of transportation would result in the death), he ran into the famous AMERICAN band. . .

[MEGADOOMER]

james witherzee and he...

....ate some sushi, and read some manga. then he decided to live in japan and met a girl Kyoko in which he later attended school with. Where he learned the language really fast, and got along with everyone. but he died because a jealous jock who liked kyoko killed him, and the guy was later reincarnated into a 17 year old boy named..........

but anyway the epidemic was over after the mysterious Mistery came along. freakshow had lost his memory after suffering the disease too many times. so he became THE GUY once more. so the guy decided to go to JAPAN!!!!! because he decided to. anyway, he bought a plane ticket using the money from his grandmother's bank account, and got on the plane. Suddenly, a guy started going crazy about a PREMONITION of the plane crashing. and he was telling everybody to get off. so the guy decided to get off. because he decided to. anyway, the plane DID crash. and the guy still had 3 hours before the next flight. suddenly people that HAD got off the plane started to die in GROSS and NASTY and EWWW ways. so the guy hurried over and pretended to be a con artist and pretended to be a pilot. and flew to japan. there he....


i sort of went for the movies FINAL DESTINATION, and umm...CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!

[Mistery]

<<Okay, same warning here as in the "Free for all" thread. Stop repeating spine halving, it's getting annoying.>>

[dermik]

i think two times more

[MEGADOOMER]

and freakshow suffered 53465394659346593459346594375937593659365936458634 95643563569436534659341 spine halving that many times

[dermik]

suddenly they all suffered spine halving..

[MEGADOOMER]

the death orb planet which was now conviniently located in the sea and then 5761304876534583243248348243687466787659.1 orbidiumatorks started chasing freakshow then...

.....somewhere in the Kingdom of Heart Series. except it never got there....there was a big iceberg and they crashed! so there's this big moment where the ship is sinking and everybody is like this is exactly like titanic! except we don't have the couple. oh well....but the guy is like NOOOO!!!! this is not titanic....this is..........umm.....finding nemo!!!! but there never really was a sinking ship in finding nemo so the guy jumps into the ocean and starts swimming..............and swimming............and swimmming.....................just keep swimmming..............swimmming.......what do you do? you swim..............and you get the idea. so the guy swam until he reached...........


sorry i'm no fan of Kingdom of Hearts. not exactly a video game player. i wish...but no.

[Freakshow59]

hates his new body and decides to wish he was Halloween Sora from Kingdom Hearts 2. When he becomes exactly like his avatar, the keyblade pops into his hand magically. Soon enough, a ship flys out of the sky and he notices that its the Gummi Ship Sora travels on. When the pilots realize that "Sora" is right below them, they land. When the ship opens up, it reveals (two characters from Kingdom Hearts series). (Character) and (character) mistake Freakshow as Sora and take him the ship. Insisting he isn't Sora but someone else, the ship leaves heading to (world in Kingdom Hearts series). . .