Neverending Story

[Hollandgirl]

do Nothing, then he will eat Nothing, then he will drink Nothing.. 'oh no, that's not right, i'll die' he thinks. Well, another plan then. And again nothing happens, then he's got another brilliant idea. He's gonna...

(srry, only read the two posts above, so i actually have no clue what the story's about, so just made something up)

[OneBun]

He has an idea! maybe he can make a new show. A new show about....hmmmm....he got it! A show about Nothing!!!! So, he decided he should get started. First, he will....

...but nothing happens. suddenly it's so BRIGHT. he sees a light bulb above his head! this must mean a new idea....k. so what's the big idea? ehh? nothing? wait....NOTHING!!! that's the big idea! nothing. so the guy decides to be nothing..and so "nothing" happens.....and when this "nothing" happens.....he....

[swineflesh]

EAT my way out!!!............you think for a while and realise that is impossabe and deside to EXPLODE!!!..............................BOOM.....n othing happens....

[Totally Urban!!]

find all the fiddley bits tucked away in impossible places then decipher what goes where so that i eventually find the key...... or maybe i could........

cristinia agulirea spawn! out of nowhere the pyscho theme plays. what to do? uh-oh. the spawn sees you and says mada~.........AHHHH!!!! you say. the spawn starts to crawl over to you..and you try for a door. but you see no door! dun dun dun. what the crap? you think. is this for real? some escape the room game? oh no..........well...you say to yourself......i must escape...... i must..........................

[swineflesh]

EXPODING..... but unfortunatly it dosent work.............................. you look around to see wat else is in the room and see a table with a bottle of pills on it. you go to the table and look at the pills and they say pain killers so u take some ..after you take them you examine the bottle a little more closely n notice in very small writing (Caution: may cause you to see little cristinia agulirea spawns.) You notice something in the corner of your eye its a......

[MEGADOOMER]

Then He Xplodes For 640563081328382915628356 823156 90236532056083261902631562138721387231852385623815 619236509123651years More Each Second Then He Wakes Up In A Room There Is A T.v With Jigsaw On It And You Try To Escape By...

(I walk in??? when did we go from the guy to i and you? no no...go back to the guy ) so the guy explodes and wonders how long will it take for him to stop exploding.....so he starts counting. one second. two mississippi(spelled it wrong huh?)....three alligators........

[Freakshow59]

I walk in wondering "How long will. . .

[MEGADOOMER]

you explode then...

[swineflesh]

rings up justin... and asks him to marry her..but he told you to go $^#& yourself but then you wake up n realise that you are really jerry Sienfeld n as you walk out into the loungeroom krammer slides in ........then.......

...until bart comes up and runs over him with his skateboard. then, yells EAT MY SHORTS!!!! as he passes princibal ...errr...princebal....err....princibel....err.... .w/e. princibal skinner. anyway, so now the Homer guy is on the ground knocked out. he wakes up ...realizing it was all a dream....but what is this? AHHHHHH!!!!!! i'm britney spears!!! oh baby baby what am i going to do? so now "britney spears" guy......goes....and.....

[swineflesh]

rips the little hair he has left out of his head and runs around in circles.....

the....well Moe's bar. he walks in and gets a beer. hangs out with lenny and moe and homer....just singing. homer throws a salt shaker at the guy, and he blacks out. when he is awake. he realizes that the whole turning to mush was nothing but a dream. and the simpsons part too. but what the? his hands had four fingers and skin yellow. he was partly bald and sleeping next to a lady with tall blue hair. homer? Ahhhh! ! the guy yelled i'm homer! what shall i do? and the guy does.................................