Neverending Story

[dermik]

his grandma puted a shotgun on his head..

[MEGADOOMER]

decided to go to area 51 and find out more of aliens he went there and tried to get and then before he could get in

that he had an out of body experience of being an alien who said he was about to come to earth and eat the presidents wife for desserts and he...

[OneBun]

(works for me)

...and went to the Capital (Washington D.C.) to see the President, as he had an urgent message, which was...

I"M CONFUSED

...so he accidently ruined the credits (ummm...a little compromise?)...but he was like wat the heck? wat credits? you mean school? wait...do i go to school? so he began his journey of going to all different kinds of colleges. just checking if he belonged to any one of them. he went down the states alphabetically. NO LUCK....so he went out of the U.S. and flew to .....

[MEGADOOMER]

but then ruining the credits...
see read bottom of post

[OneBun]

We ignore the last post because it is NEVERENDING (see post #1 MEGADOOMER)

covering them with ketchup. so he had to avoid burger king and all those places. but while on the road, his stomach was ROARING with hunger. reluctantly, he went inside mcdonalds. got a mcflurry. carefully avoiding all ketchup stuff. wat he didn't know was that all cusTomers got free ketchup today! HE REACHED INSIDE HIS BAG FOR A SPOON, which was really ketchup. and then...

accidentally....

[MEGADOOMER]

he TRANSFORMED into the MANIAC BLUE PERSON and ate everyone THE END














but then ruining the credits...

covering them with ketchup. so he had to avoid burger king and all those places. but while on the road, his stomach was ROARING with hunger. reluctantly, he went inside mcdonalds. got a mcflurry. carefully avoiding all ketchup stuff. wat he didn't know was that all cusTomers got free ketchup today! HE REACHED INSIDE HIS BAG FOR A SPOON, which was really ketchup. and then.............................................. .........................



i'm so proud of meself. me use biggie words.....la la la la la

[MEGADOOMER]

avoid being a maniac blue person who eats people by...

-he realised that whatever he dreamed became true in the future.
So he went as fast as he could to-

[OneBun]

...himself in his/her hand purse mirror. Suddenly, Chris woke up...It had all been a dream. However, although it was true that it was only a dream...much to his dismay.........

[fraggle]

hey said Fraggle, how the be-jesus did I get in this story, and where the bleep has Chris gone? Fraggle wandered off into the distance and the screen fades to Chris sitting on a park bench with his metal face, talking to........

that she was currently at an Asylum. and all phone conversations were being monitered. So gave the wink wink (even though Fraggle couldn't see it.) and said that Chris had been on a date with this girl in high school, and it seems she has been harrassing him for the last 5 or 7 years. and also forgot to tell fraggle that actually all phone conversations were also put on a lying detector test machine, and she had been saying the truth all along. a guy injects something in her and she falls asleep, the guy hangs up the phone and Fraggle hears nothing. after the story Fraggle is.....................

[Freakshow59]

"Go see Mistery, he has the answer. He's in that big, big computer on that really tall hill." Chris set out with. . .