I dislike giraffes.
They're horrible, hideous. They don't emit any sound.
They have odd eyes and ...horns? Would you call those things horns!?
They look like alien antennae to me.
Their tongues are extremely large and purpleish and gooey.
And for God's sake why they are extemely tall?
I don't know why, how or what the hell God or evolution were thinking when they created those things.
I think they actually came out of a huge asteroid and as soon as they landed on Earth, they just started roaming around and reproduced with anything they saw to extend their reign. Thank goodness we showed them who's boss before it was too late.
Seriously I hate them. I have no explanation for their existence at all, and I bet science doesn't either.
That's why Lamarck and Darwin and pretty much everyone uses them as examples in my opinion. They started explaining their theories out of the most bizarre thing around (that's giraffes) and everything else just made perfect sense after that.
Even the platypus is more reasonable: it is the outcome of a hard, against-all-odds relationship between a duck and a beaver. That proves that all beings upon Earth have the willpower to overcome any difficulty and never give in to despair. Good for the platypus. I'm sure somewhere a duck's and a beaver's spirit have been well honored by my explanation.
BUT GIRAFFES, MY GOD!
JUST WHAT ARE THEY!?
Ever seen their skeletons? I haven't, because they're aliens and when they're about to die, they go back into their Mothership (the asteroid's ruins somewhere in Africa) and go into cryogenic sleep to preserve themselves and never ever really die. I haven't seen a lion eat a giraffe... nor anything else eating a giraffe.
Lions eat gazelles and zebras and horse-like creatures, but NOT giraffes? That's odd. I'm sure it is because their genetic material is not edible at all. Have YOU ever seen a giraffe being eaten? I guess not.
They're just plain weird and I hate them.
Please, tell me of your opinion. It was something I just had to let others know. And I welcome everyone who desires to express themselves about 'x' thing they dislike and why. Have a nice day
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They're horrible, hideous. They don't emit any sound.
They have odd eyes and ...horns? Would you call those things horns!?
They look like alien antennae to me.
Their tongues are extremely large and purpleish and gooey.
And for God's sake why they are extemely tall?
I don't know why, how or what the hell God or evolution were thinking when they created those things.
I think they actually came out of a huge asteroid and as soon as they landed on Earth, they just started roaming around and reproduced with anything they saw to extend their reign. Thank goodness we showed them who's boss before it was too late.
Seriously I hate them. I have no explanation for their existence at all, and I bet science doesn't either.
That's why Lamarck and Darwin and pretty much everyone uses them as examples in my opinion. They started explaining their theories out of the most bizarre thing around (that's giraffes) and everything else just made perfect sense after that.
Even the platypus is more reasonable: it is the outcome of a hard, against-all-odds relationship between a duck and a beaver. That proves that all beings upon Earth have the willpower to overcome any difficulty and never give in to despair. Good for the platypus. I'm sure somewhere a duck's and a beaver's spirit have been well honored by my explanation.
BUT GIRAFFES, MY GOD!
JUST WHAT ARE THEY!?
Ever seen their skeletons? I haven't, because they're aliens and when they're about to die, they go back into their Mothership (the asteroid's ruins somewhere in Africa) and go into cryogenic sleep to preserve themselves and never ever really die. I haven't seen a lion eat a giraffe... nor anything else eating a giraffe.
Lions eat gazelles and zebras and horse-like creatures, but NOT giraffes? That's odd. I'm sure it is because their genetic material is not edible at all. Have YOU ever seen a giraffe being eaten? I guess not.
They're just plain weird and I hate them.
Please, tell me of your opinion. It was something I just had to let others know. And I welcome everyone who desires to express themselves about 'x' thing they dislike and why. Have a nice day

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