Originally posted by old biker
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No prob,Yvonne
I've run into "musicians" who claim to have played with this or that famous musician,they're always full of something...south end of a bull...something. Got 2 stories about that.....One was a guy I met at the Molly's jam session,said he'd played with Frank Zappa & was lookin' for a gig. I looked at him & said "If you're good enough to have played with Zappa,why are you lookin' for a gig here in Bumfark,New Mexico? Why ain't you workin' the LA studios for big money?". He just walked off. I'd heard him play earlier & he was OK,but nowhere near Zappa's standard.
This is a good one
Coupla years ago,playin' a local place,this guy had the audacity to claim,after he'd told me his name,that he was the drummer who'd played "In-a-gadda-da-vida".That really set me off.
Me "(insert bad word)!!! I know the drummer's name & I know what he looks like! You ain't him! People* like you make me wanna puke, I'm onto you jerkface*, you picked the wrong guy to peddle your nonsense* to, I know too much"**
He took one more sip of his beer & quietly turned & left. As soon as he got out the door the bartender & some other people thanked me, he'd been obnoxious but not enough to throw him out.
*not the real words
**in fact, a highly edited version of what I really said, seein'as this is a family forum....
,but you can't argue about taste 
OMG that was too funny!
) benefit from exercising our brains.
.Louis was a true gentleman.
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