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Have you heard of dallas tx
Have you heard of dallas tx

Perhaps we should put plastic on the couches! 

But then I couldn't claw the arms apart.

I didn't want to get attacked or anything.
I mean, I don't live in a horrible area of town, but it's not the best, either.

Now that's an idea!! I was gonna say garlic...but then I realized with you being a vampire, you'd not be able to be around it.
But rotten eggs and rotten carrots?

And I recycle like crazy down here.
But I live in an area where recycling is a huge deal.
We all recycle at my office, too. Including old printer, copy machine, and fax cartridges. 


*licks on oversized lollipops
*
Well, I like to give my non monkey boss and co-worker a hard time. They'll eat garlic on something the day before (and I won't have known), and they come to work, and I can smell it on them. Not on their breath - but in their skin. (Did I ever tell you I have a really great sense of smell?
) Well, I'll say, "Okay, which one of you had garlic yesterday?"
If I wasn't friends with them, I'd never say anything, but I am, so it's okay.
We all give eachother a hard time about something.

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