Chit Chat 6

[LovelyUndeadVam]

hahaha. i'm a shield now?

SLAYER, i accept this challenge! first one to the moon wins. that is, if you can survive on the moon!

[Animal Dragon]

??????

[LovelyUndeadVam]

i can survive on the moon. i don't need air. i'm a VAMPIRE.

[Animal Dragon]

oh, i never read the moon bit,

I DONT NEED AIR! I CAN USE MAGIC TO..... KEEP ME BREATHING! * climbs onto her dragon and casts the neccessary spells* TO THE MOON, VAMPIRE!

[LovelyUndeadVam]

WAIT i was just kidding! i meant first one to...uhh...well i can't go to the moon. i don't have a dragon to fly on and i can't fly (one of the things i can't do)! aahhh! *runs to canada*

[Animal Dragon]

sooo... were to? *flys to canada* i'm in canada now

[LovelyUndeadVam]

*runs ALL the way to Antarctica in half a second flat* it's SO cold here. can your dragon survive?

[Clank]

Hiiiii everyone i am back now

[LovelyUndeadVam]

hey geordie, hope you like antarctica. Animal is trying to slay me.

[Animal Dragon]

yes, she is cold blooded yet has fire in her stomach *fly's to alaska* i think i need to heal her now *takes power from other life forces* poor creatures oh well..... r we ready to duel?

[LovelyUndeadVam]

HAHA! you went to alaska! i'm in antarctica!

okay, duel riddle:
if all walls point to north, what color is the bear?

[Lilliputt]

Well, I hope animal knows he cannot slay you, da Vam

[LovelyUndeadVam]

i'm sure animal knows. there is only one way to kill a vampire and i know what it is. no one else does though.

[Animal Dragon]

they look like this
(I'M A GIRL!) and i want baked alaska

[LovelyUndeadVam]

darn.

OKAY, a man lives on the top floor of a fifty story building. he works on the first floor of the same building. when he goes down the elevator, he goes to the first floor, but when he goes up, he goes to the 25th, then takes the stairs, unless it's raining, he broke his leg, or someone is with him. why?