Locked in a hotel during a storm

[2 Tails]

Me: I found this BreenCast in the rubble.

[Yorick]

Nonsense! It's a pile of rubble now!

I mean, the explosion of the citadel's reactor core completely demolished the city. He's probably flying off to find the Borealis...

[2 Tails]

He left for City 17.

[Yorick]

OHMYGAWD!

*rips head out of the floor*

I MUST GET AUTOGRAPH!!!

[2 Tails]

(Gets thrown in by Gordon Freeman)
I'm ok! (stands up) Thanks Gordon!
Gordon:...

[ShiningStar]

*looks around the corner from room to see a mop on top of Yoricks head*

[funja]

Hmmm

Crowbar

*Pulls Crowbar off wall*
For Doors only
*Prys Open Storage Closet*
Pulls Out mop Places on Yoricks Head

[Yorick]

*is rather quite stuck...*

Mffn wnt hhlp nwww!!!

*tries to pull head out*

[funja]

Okay heres a muffin

[Yorick]

*has head planted a ways into the floor*

Mhhmhmmpph!!

*writhes about*

[funja]

Brings Yorick some Cupcakes

[Yorick]

*headbutts the floor repeatedly*

Oww! Aggh! Deaugh!

Ineedtogettothosemuffins!!!

[funja]

what floor was the kitchen on oh wait uhh no hmmm stairs.

[Yorick]

(Ahh... it lives!)

*sniffs, smells something*

That isn't...?

*it most certainly is*

MUST- GET- MUFFINS-!

*desperately follows the smell*

[funja]

hmm why isnt there a maid i have to clean my room again after those fireworks a few months ago....*Sweeps*