Locked in a hotel during a storm

[Orphaned Yoshi]

Can I has a room?

[someguy]

If you want a room, you can pm a moderator You could pm someone like Mistery or Adventure.

Until then, I have a guest bed in my room that you could stay in.

[Orphaned Yoshi]

Thank you!

Now I'm going to da bar!

*Walks to the bar but some idiot stops me*

Dude:Your a gh yoshi....Your about 2 years old!

Me:My real age is 13......I'm a GH Yoshi and a yoshi about 2 years old!

Dude:WATCH BARNEY!

Me:NEVAH! *Throws Dude into random toliet*

*Gets a grape shot*

[Yorick]

*wakes up after months of sleeping* I really gotta cut these hibernations in half... maybe if I didn't stay up so late. I'ma needs some chocolate cake... *collapses at the head of the stairwell and starts to roll*

[Orphaned Yoshi]

*Walks up the stairs then sees Yorick*

Yorick!
You ok?
*Sits with Yorick*

[Yorick]

*Rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rick rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling*

Heeellllllllloooooo!

[someguy]

*Dumps water on yorick*
That should keep ya up for a while.

[Orphaned Yoshi]

HEY!You got that water on me!

BTW I call room 997!

[someguy]

I'm sorry.
*Dumps orange juice on yoshi* There you go!

[Yorick]

Mgaha! *hops up* now I feel a little dizzy... spare some chocolate cake?

[Orphaned Yoshi]

*Licks myself*

Thanks!

[someguy]

*hands yorick chocolate cake*
I just got it. I made it for friends, but you can share with others if you feel inclined to do that.

[Yorick]

*neatly gobbles a piece of chocolate cake* oh man... 'hic' this stuff is soooo 'hic' good... 'hic' you gotta have... 'hic' ... ... 'hic' some...

[someguy]

Did I accidentaly get some with rum in it?
Crap.

[Yorick]

No no no no no no no no no no no no no... 'hic' waits... what? Actooaly 'hic' if I can thinks if I can recollect if I can 'hic'... remember if chocolate cake makes me 'hic'... ... ... drunkeded...