Originally posted by Lilliputt
*Beams down Gnome Carrot to Lilli for further examination*
No, I haven't heard of a piٌata. Is this a new species?
How ya do that?
) Oh, where did ya find it?
Why it must be da rare Gnome Carrot I have heard so much about. A very unique example. Have ya made any tests, dear alien? 


* No, not a species, it's more of a ... uhm... whacking target for blunt instruments. Here, I'll show you how it works *Goes and stands under da hippo/turtle like piٌata* ... uhm... never you mind what the shape of the target reminds you of
*Whacks piٌata but nothing happens* Maybe da jenni is better at this.

* No, not a species, it's more of a ... uhm... whacking target for blunt instruments. Here, I'll show you how it works *Goes and stands under da hippo/turtle like piٌata* ... uhm... never you mind what the shape of the device reminds you of
*Whacks piٌata but nothing happens* Maybe da jenni is better at this.

)
*Looks at alien* it's just a little tough at first *Whacks but nothing happens, whacks again and again and again* I might be a little short for this *Goes ta get a bigger blunt instrument* Now... lemme see *Jumps, whacks and da piٌata breaks, showering this little islander with little cookies* YAY! Thaz whaz supposed ta happen. Would you like a nice cookie, dear alien?
*Realises da alien looks very confused* Whaz da matter?
*Looks at alien* it's just a little tough at first *Whacks but nothing happens, whacks agian and again and again* I might be a little short for this *Goes ta get a bigger blunt instrument* Now... lemme see *Jumps, whacks and da piٌata break showring this little islander with little cookies* YAY! Thaz whaz supposed ta happen. Would you like a nice cookie, dear alien? *Realises da alien looks very confused* Whaz da matter?
)*Thinks da alien must be very confused ta mistake the ground of the outdoors for a floor
* Uhm... da piٌata is more like a target for anger management purposes you see
Ya whack your anger away, yes
)*Thinks da alien must be very confused ta mistake the ground of the outdoors for a floor
* Uhm... da piٌata is more like a target for anger management purposes you see
Ya whack your anger away, yes 
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& was reading all the Lilliputtish & Alienverbatim & thier meeting to try to understand each other's worlds. I must say it's left this bunny quite confuzzled...
Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone??? 
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