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@Lilli
It seems you should start a new story thread
Pfft... I am so lazy. I post my stories here and then they somehow magically end up some place else
Would you like me to continue though, my dear favourite alien?
Man, how bout calculus? For years you learn one way of solving problems then they give you this. I like calculus but it makes the rest seem funny now. Integrating and Deriving. between one and zero. Doesn't that explain life?
It ain't no sin, to take off your skin,
and dance around in your bones.
-Tom Waits
For an idea that does not at first seem insane,
THERE IS NO HOPE.
@Mistery..No not at all As a matter of fact I think the Algebra II class I took in High School was the hardest math class I ever took. Calculus and Trig made a lot more sense. Also we didn't have a very good teacher, she knew everything about math but couldn't really "teach" it. Maybe I was just dense though
@Skell.. yeah man tell me about it.
@Crimson.. My friend who teaches always laughs that it's her job to basically lie to the kids and tell them there are no such things as negatives and imaginary numbers or that they'll learn about that stuff next year
Yep, that looks great, Crazy
Hmmm, and do you also know what the
- silver button
- blue button
- red button
- white button
- yellow button
are for?
This is crucial before starting to fly.
Also @Iva--I just found your previous hello. And to answer your question... I think I'll try to hide it until my house is finished. I just have to keep 'em out of the garage for a month or two...
@Mistery/Crazy--Um. That's worse than GH1's math... I am so much more vonfused, I don't even know whether my 5th grade math makes sense anymore.
EDIT: @Iva again: Oops. I re-read your previous hello again. Yes, I spoke to the parents of my students. I thought you were referring to my parents and my elephant situation.
Pfft... I am so lazy. I post my stories here and then they somehow magically end up some place else
Would you like me to continue though, my dear favourite alien?
This is because of the rule "post in the appropriate thread", we have a special place for stories
@Teeodd
Yep, it was the teacher's fault
ROFL Crimson Well, that's not GH math, it's alienish math
@Iva.. Yeah I guess I do And BTW I read a few of the back posts from Friday and saw that you and the rest of the ladies had a nice laugh about my Pain comments
Yep, that looks great, Crazy
Hmmm, and do you also know what the
- silver button
- blue button
- red button
- white button
- yellow button
are for?
This is crucial before starting to fly.
@Mistery
Silver button: Start/stop
Blue button: Invisibility
Red button: To press for emergency landing if the red light next to it flashes
White button: Go into light speed-mode
Yellow button: Turn slurp spiders to chickens
Good enough?
@Crimson: It's alien maths, you wouldn't understand
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