Adventures on GamersHood Planet

[Mistery]

About that...and no jokes this time...If any of us would tell someone (that doesn't know anything about gamershood) about all the stuff we do here...WE WOULD BE IN A...A... (what's the word?)

You mean a psychiatric clinic or sth like this? Yes I think so
They could open a special section for us there. And on the door they would have to write:

patients who think they are on GamersHood Planet


*Starts to sing: The wolf is gone, the wolf is gone *

[Lilliputt]

She does the Mystery Dance. The white robed humans get scared and hide themselves in the corners. Mystery stopps and asks: "What's wrong?" At this moment all humans jump on Mystery and give her a tranquilizer shot in her arm. Mystery falls asleep, and the humans put her in a very safe room and lock the doors.

As Mistery slowly wakes up she realizes she is not alone. Straped on a bed she can see another patient in the same predicament. "Perhaps this human can give some valuble input as to how this ritual is supposed to be played out" she thinks and tries to articulate words though she is still feeling sleepy. "Hello, human" she says as calmly as she thinks is needed not to scare the human,"I am Mistery, who are you?". The human stares at her with wide eyes. "How curious" Mistery thinks to herself, "maybe it is another ritual". She copies the behaviour and stare back. "Don't you know me....but...I'm Lilliputt", the human answers," my roommate sent me here..."

[lili]

You mean a psychiatric clinic or sth like this? Yes I think so
They could open a special section for us there. And on the door they would have to write:

patients who think they are on GamersHood Planet

Then in that special section, there should be a alien, wolf, bunny, horse, dog, cat, butterfly, dinosaur, dragon, and and bread, bige, fox, figure, andaa.. yeah the advanced intelligence robotic humanoid farmer !!*blossoming lillies around*

What a special hospital!!

[Mistery]

As Mistery slowly wakes up she realizes she is not alone. Straped on a bed she can see another patient in the same predicament. "Perhaps this human can give some valuble input as to how this ritual is supposed to be played out" she thinks and tries to articulate words though she is still feeling sleepy. "Hello, human" she says as calmly as she thinks is needed not to scare the human,"I am Mistery, who are you?". The human stares at her with wide eyes. "How curious" Mistery thinks to her self, "maybe it is another ritual". She copies the behaviour and stare back. "Don't you know me....but...I'm Lilliputt", the human answers," my roommate sent me here..."

Mystery tries to remember. Roommate - roommate, what was that again??
"Yes, my roommate sent me here, too", she says just to seem conform to human behavior.
Lilli asks: "Really?"
"Yes", replies Mystery. "And what is going to happen now?" she asks.

[Lilliputt]

Mystery tries to remember. Roommate - roommate, what was that again??
"Yes, my roommate sent me here, too", she says just to seem conform to human behavior.
Lilli asks: "Really?"
"Yes", replies Mystery. "And what is going to happen now?" she asks.

In the dim light Lilliputt explains that there are different kinds of therapy treatments for the patients at the hospital. Tretments however that are proven usefull in cases such as Lilliputt has so far not been found. "They may try the puppet therapy with you Mistery. You are supposed to talk to a doll about your inner emotions". Shocked at this revelation of human behaviour Mistery tries to compose herself although it is not easy when strapped to a bed.


@Lili
Actually you are right. I was a dinosaur but now I'd rather be a lilly with you and do a lillies dance.


@Escape
HI ESCAPE!!! So glad you are here!! *Joins grouphug* Guess what? Lili is gonna come with us on our Europe tour. Hurrah!

[Mistery]

In the dim light Lilliputt explains that there are different kinds of therapy treatments for the patients at the hospital. Tretments however that are proven usefull in cases such as Lilliputt has so fa not been found. "They may try the puppet therapy with you Mistery. You are supposed to talk to a doll about your inner emotions". Schocked at this revelation of human behaviour Mistery tries to compose herself although it is not easy when strapped to a bed.

"Hmmmm, talking to a puppet? Great " Mystery thinks. Just at this moment some white coated humans appear and say "Time for your therapy, alien, hahahaha!".
They untighted the straps, and take Mystery with them. They arrive to a white room with a white desk and white chairs. Another white coated human is sitting at the desk and tells Mystery to sit down. Then he takes out a puppet from his desk drawer and gives it to Mystery.
"This is your inner self, you have to clear things with it" he says.

Mystery takes the puppet and starts to talk: "Hi my inner self. I'm not sure if you have been with me when I was on GamersHood Planet. So I would like to inform you about the things that happened there. You must know about Doglover, Becky the Wolf, Theme the Robot, Lilli the Lilly, lili the Clay Figure, OneBun the Bunny, Bige the Yoshi, Bread the Bread, Escape the Cat, Sammy the RIDDLER!!!!, Bean...

"Stop it now, that's enough! You don't have to tell a good night story to your inner self, but you have to hear what your inner self has to tell YOU", shouts the man in the white coat.

[Lilliputt]

"Hmmmm, talking to a puppet? Great " Mystery thinks. Just at this moment some white coated humans appear and say "Time for your therapy, alien, hahahaha!".
They untighted the straps, and take Mystery with them. They arrive to a white room with a white desk and white chairs. Another white coated human is sitting at the desk and tells Mystery to sit down. Then he takes out a puppet from his desk drawer and gives it to Mystery.
"This is your inner self, you have to clear things with it" he says.

Mystery takes the puppet and starts to talk: "Hi my inner self. I'm not sure if you have been with me when I was on GamersHood Planet. So I would like to inform you about the things that happened there. You must know about Doglover, Becky the Wolf, Theme the Robot, Lilli the Lilly, lili the Clay Figure, OneBun the Bunny, Bige the Yoshi, Bread the Bread, Escape the Cat, Sammy the RIDDLER!!!!, Bean...

"Stop it now, that's enough! You don't have to tell a good night story to your inner self, but you have to hear what your inner self has to tell YOU", shouts the man in the white coat.

Quite puzzled by this information Mistery becomes quiet and tries to sit more comfortable. She is for some reason not offered a chair but is apperently supposed to sit on a fluffy carpet on the floor with a very ugly puppet in front of her. Mistery stares at the puppet thinking it must be another human technology inside it that can project humanoid feelings and then express them for scientific purposes. Nothing happens. Mistery tries to understand this and reaches out to touch the ugly doll. Nothing happens. She is puzzled by the doll and it's unwillingness to cooperate. "Perhaps it is malfunctioning?" Mistery thinks to herself and tries to examine the doll. The odd thing is it seems to only be made out of fabric. "What is the doll telling you?" a white robed man asks as he is taking notes. Absolutely stunned by the stupidity of the question, Mistery stares at the doll.

[Mistery]

Quite puzzled by this information Mistery becomes quiet and tries to sit more comfortable. She is for some reason not offered a chair but is apperently supposed to sit on a fluffy carpet on the floor with a very ugly puppet in front of her. Mistery stares at the puppet thinking it must be another human technology inside it that can project humanoid feelings and then express them for scientific purposes. Nothing happens. Mistery tries to understand this and reaches out to touch the ugly doll. Nothing happens. She is puzzled by the doll and it's unwillingness to cooperate. "Perhaps it is malfunctioning?" Mistery thinks to her self and tries to examine the doll. The odd thing is it seems to only be made out of fabric. "What is the doll telling you?" a white robed man asks as he is taking notes. Absolutely stunned by the stupidity of the question, Mistery stares at the doll.

@Lilli: I can't keep myself on my chair
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Mystery stares at the doll, then at the human in the white coat.
"Do you hear something?" she asks.
Astonished the human in the white coat answers: "No."
Mystery says: "Me neither. Could it be that my inner self has a malfunction?"
The man in the white coat says: "Yes, I think so, that's why you are here."
"Me? Why me? My inner self must be fixed so that it can talk to me. Can you fix it?" Mystery asks.

[Lilliputt]

@Lilli: I can't keep myself on my chair
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Mystery stares at the doll, then at the human in the white coat.
"Do you hear something?" she asks.
Astonished the human in the white coat answers: "No."
Mystery says: "Me neither. Could it be that my inner self has a malfunction?"
The man in the white coat says: "Yes, I think so, that's why you are here."
"Me? Why me? My inner self must be fixed so that it can talk to me. Can you fix it?" Mystery asks.

Mistery picks up the ugly doll and tries to give it to the man in the white robe. The man seems unwilling to take it and is being more frantic about taking notes. "Why do you think I can fix your inner self by handing me the doll?" he asks. Puzzled by the question Mistery puts the doll back infront of her. Still not fully clear in her mind due to the drugs she tries to gather the data to reach a plausible conclusion. There is a doll infront of her that is clearly not designed to say anything and yet is expected to. There is a man who seems to understand that the doll can not say anything and is still expecting her (Mistery) to interpret the dolls unspoken language. Perhaps this is yet another human custom she has never heard of. The data is insufficient but perhaps there is a religious context to all of this. Maybe if she shows the doll some reverence by singing as humans do to their icons, then the man will respond with satisfaction and understand her reactions as normal. She starts to sing very seriously all the while bowing slightly before the ugly doll.


@All
Ya know, I think I passed three thousand posts. Just noticed. Well, whatta ya know?....

[Mistery]

Mistery picks up the ugly doll and tries to give it to the man in the white robe. The man seems unwilling to take it and is being more frantic about taking notes. "Why do you think I can fix your inner self by handing me the doll?" he asks. Puzzled by the question Mistery puts the doll back infront of her. Still not fully clear in her mind due to the drugs she tries to gather the data to reach a plausible conclusion. There is a doll infront of her that is clearly not designed to say anything and yet is expected to. There is a man who seems to understand that the doll can not say anything and is still expecting her (Mistery) to interpret the dolls unspoken language. Perhaps this is yet another human custom she has nevere heard of. The data is unsufficent but perhaps there is a religious context to all of this. Maybe if she shows the doll some reverence by singing as humans do to their icons, then the man will respond with satisfaction and understand her reactions as normal. She starts to sing very seriously all the while bowing slightly before the ugly doll.

"I pray to you my inner self
Please come to me and leave the shelf
I can not hear you, speak to me
Reveal yourself and we shall be
Forever happy I am sure
And this shall be our effective cure"

As Mystery sings along, the man in the white coat shakes his head and says: "No, I don't think this is the best therapy for you. We will try now something else".

Mystery is completely confused now. This human must be crazy she thinks, but she is too polite to tell anything about it. So she just smiles at the human and says: "Good, let's try something else."

[Lilliputt]

"I pray to you my inner self
Please come to me and leave the shelf
I can not hear you, speak to me
Reveal yourself and we shall be
Forever happy I am sure
And this shall be our effective cure"

As Mystery sings along, the man in the white coat shakes his head and says: "No, I don't think this is the best therapy for you. We will try now something else".

Mystery is completely confused now. This human must be crazy she thinks, but she is too polite to tell anything about it. So she just smiles at the human and says: "Good, let's try something else."

Mistery is being led to a table and this time is offered a chair. Greatful at not having to sit on the floor she makes herself comfortable on the chair. There is a piece of paper and some kind of round objects in different colors in front of her. Beside the colors is a dirty mug with water and some kind of sticks with a very small brush at one end. Mistery picks up the brushes and puts them on the table. She is not very thirsty but thinks it may not be considered polite in human customs not to at least take a sip. As she does so the man in the white coat drops his jaws and stares at her eyes wide open. Mistery realizes she might have done something wrong allthough she has no idea at this point what it could be. "The water is meant to be used with the paint", the man explains. "I would like you to try and paint what you are feeling right now". "Oh!", Mistery exclaims as if she finally got some information of use but it turns out to be even more puzzling. She looks att the paper and the sticks and wonder why she has to use such inferrior methods of creativity when she knows that human technology is more advanced than that. At the thought of having to draw the feeling "confusion" when the word is not a picture that can be drawn, the data again does not compute. Mistery grabs one of the round color objects and puts it in the mug as she understood the water and the color go together. Nothing happens. Puzzled by this she removes the object and tries again with another. Nothing happens. She takes one of the sticks and pokes the objects. The color sticks to the brush. She accidently drops the brush and it falls on the paper, making a spot. Stunned by the discovery, Mistery tries again to make another spot. Two, three, four spots. She covers the paper with spots and then triumphantly looks at the man in the white coat. He pats her back and says it is time for her nap, not even mentioning her incredible discovery.

[Mistery]

Mistery is being led to a table and this time is offered a chair. Greatful at not having to sit on the floor she makes herself comfortable on the chair. There is a piece of paper and some kind of round objects in different colors in front of her. Beside the colors is a dirty mug with water and some kind of sticks with a very small brush at one end. Mistery picks up the brushes and puts them on the table. She is not very thirsty but thinks it may not be considered polite in human customs not to at least take a sip. As she does so the man in the white coat drops his chin and stares at her eyes wide open. Mistery realizes she might have done something wrong allthough she has no idea at this point what it could be. "The water is meant to be used with the paint", the man explains. "I would like you to try and paint what you are feeling right now". "Oh!", Mistery exclaims as if she finally got some information of use but it turns out to be even more puzzling. She looks att the paper and the sticks and wonder why she has to use such inferrior methods of creativity when she knows that human technology is more advanced than that. At the thought of having to draw the feeling "confusion" when the word is not a picture that can be drawn, the data again does not compute. Mistery grabs one of the round color objects and puts it in the mug as she understood the water and the color go together. Nothing happens. Puzzled by this she removes the object and tries again with another. Nothing happens. She takes one of the sticks and pokes the objects. The color sticks to the brush. She accidently drops the brush and it falls on the paper, making a spot. Stunned by the discovery, Mistery tries again to make another spot. Two, three, four spots. She covers the paper with spots and then triumphantly looks at the man in the white coat. He pats her back and says it is time for her nap, not even mentioning her incredible discovery.

Mystery is taken back to the room where Lilli is lying on the second bed strapped to it. She is told to lie down and the humans strap her again. After the humans leave, Lilli asks: "And? What happened?"
Mystery replies: "First they gave me my inner soul that should have spoken, but unfortunately it was out of order and did not say anything. Then the man in the white coat said that we had to try something else. He gave me round colored things and water, and told me to paint how I felt. I think I did quite good, and now I assume they must analyse what I painted. And you? How long have you been here?"
Lilli says: "Oh, I'm quite long here. But I try to cooperate as much as I can, because I want to get out of here."
Suddenly the door opens again and the humans in the white coats enter the room, untie Lilli, and tell her: "It's your turn now for the therapy session."
They walk out of the room, and Mystery feels very lonely. She starts to cry.
Lilli is taken to the white room with the white desk and the white chairs. The man in the white coat is sitting at the desk, and Lilly is asked to take a seat on the chair. She sits down. The man asks: "And, how do you feel today? I know that you have got some company now in your room."

[Lilliputt]

Mystery is taken back to the room where Lilli is lying on the second bed strapped to it. She is told to lie down and the humans strap her again. After the humans leave, Lilli asks: "And? What happened?"
Mystery replies: "First they gave me my inner soul that should have spoken, but unfortunately it was out of order and did not say anything. Then the man in the white coat said that we had to try something else. He gave me round colored things and water, and told me to paint how I felt. I think I did quite good, and now I assume they must analyse what I painted. And you? How long have you been here?"
Lilli says: "Oh, I'm quite long here. But I try to cooperate as much as I can, because I want to get out of here."
Suddenly the door opens again and the humans in the white coats enter the room, untie Lilli, and tell her: "It's your turn now for the therapy session."
They walk out of the room, and Mystery feels very lonely. She starts to cry.
Lilli is taken to the white room with the white desk and the white chairs. The man in the white coat is sitting at the desk, and Lilly is asked to take a seat on the chair. She sits down. The man asks: "And, how do you feel today? I know that you have got some company now in your room."

"Oh, yes, I am very happy about it. Who wouldn't be happy to have an alien for a roommate. Once she invited me on her space ship you know. It was one of my most exciting experiences in my whole life and I am very grateful she let me come along for a ride." It occured to Lilli that this answer did not sit well with the man at all. Looking at her with a concerned expression he said: "And how did that expirience make you feel?". "Very well, thank you!", Lilli answered politely. Again the man sized her up with his eyes then said it is time for your therapy. He walks across the room and selects some musical instruments then returns and hands them over to Lilli that is now sitting on the fluffy carpet. "Try to express those feelings while using these", he says.

[Mistery]

"Oh, yes, I am very happy about it. Who wouldn't be happy to have an alien for a roommate. Once she invited me on her space ship you know. It was one of my most exciting experiences in my whole life and I am very grateful she let me come along for a ride." It occured to Lilli that this answer did not sit well with the man at all. Looking at her with a concerned expression he said: "And how did that expirience make you feel?". "Very well, thank you!", Lilli answered politely. Again the man sized her up with his eyes then said it is time for your therapy. He walks across the room and selects some musical instruments then returns and hands them over to Lilli that is now sitting on the fluffy carpet. "Try to express those feelings while using these", he says.

Lilli lookes at the instruments and is confused what to choose. To gain some time, she asks the man in the white coat: "By the way, would you like to hear how Becky the Wolf howls?"
"No!", says the man in a severe voice.
Lilli decides quickly and picks up a violin. She says: "Right now, I miss Escape the cat very much, so I feel the urge to play some cat music", and starts to play a yammering sound on the violin.
The man puts his hands on his ears and shouts: "Stooooooop!".
Frightend, Lilli drops the violin on the ground and stares at the man, shaking.
"Don't you have any gentle feeling in you?", he asks.
"Of course I have", Lilli says.
"Then try to express these gentle feelings by using the instruments", the man in the white coat says.
Lilli looks around and picks up a small keyboard this time.

[EscapeGirl]

@ Mistery and Lilli - OMG!! I'm laughing out loud - everyone can hear me here (at work) and I have tears streaming down my face laughing so hard!!! They truly will commit me, too, soon! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!