Adventures on GamersHood Planet

[Mistery]

Of course there was a finacial issue to consider, not to mention that this case might give him a recognition in the world of psychiatry if he was able to document the progress properly. He carefully studied the patient, who in every other aspect seemed like a genuine and normal person.
"Cocentrate on my voice", he said, "I am going to count to three and you are again on the beach, but this time there are no cats, no clones, no boat and no space ship. You are sitting on the beach calmly sipping coffee. One...." All this talk of coffee had made Mistery feel slightly thirsty. "....two...." And sort of peckish too. "...three", the therapist finally said, while a cat miaowed somewhere in the house.

Mystery was confused and hungry. Why did this man always tell her that she was on an island? What else could island mean than ground surrounded by water? I'm on a kind of couch, so is island a synonym of it? Must be. She was very very hungry and the cat kept on miaoweing. So Mystery asked the therapist: "Caaaaaan Iiii geeeet uuuuup frooooom theeeee iiiiiislaaaaand noooooow? Iiiiiit iiiiiis noooooot veeeeryyy coooomfooortaaable aaanymooore."
"No, you are still on the island and you are drinking coffee." the therapist said.
"Hmmm, where is the coffee?", Mystery thought, and said: "Iiii caaaan nooot driiiiink cooooffeeee unleeeess youuuu giiiive meee soooome."

[Lilliputt]

Mystery was confused and hungry. Why did this man always tell her that she was on an island? What else could island mean than ground surrounded by water? I'm on a kind of couch, so is island a synonym of it? Must be. She was very very hungry and the cat kept on miaoweing. So Mystery asked the therapist: "Caaaaaan Iiii geeeet uuuuup frooooom theeeee iiiiiislaaaaand noooooow? Iiiiiit iiiiiis noooooot veeeeryyy coooomfooortaaable aaanymooore."
"No, you are still on the island and you are drinking coffee." the therapist said.
"Hmmm, where is the coffee?", Mystery thought, and said: "Iiii caaaan nooot driiiiink cooooffeeee unleeeess youuuu giiiive meee soooome."

Realizing that the hypnosis had not made the desirable effect on the patient, the therapist started to rethink his therapeutic method. Maybe the patient would respond better to another form of hypnotic method. Calmly he said, "When I count to three, you are slowly going to wake up". Stumped by this, Mistery thought maybe the therapist had somehow helped her and that she now could have a sip of coffee with a cat snack. Enthusiastically she waited for the doctor to finish the counting ritual. "One....your body is geeeetting more energetiiiiic.....twooo.....your eeeeeeyes are starting tooooo feeeel less heavy....". Odd remark, Mistery thought to her self but patiently waited for the therapist to finish. ".......threee, you are now fully concious and wide a wake". He snapped his fingers. Suprised at this gesture, Mistry thought it must be another part of the ritual so she snapped her fingers as well while fully opening her eyes. The therapist seemed unpleased, so again, she smiled. "Are we going to have cofffee now?", she asked as innocent as she could possibly try to be.
"Why do you ask?", the therapist answered.
"Because I'm a little thirsty", said Mistery as honestly as she could,"...uhm..is there a cat somewhere around here?".
The therapist seemed very taken aback but instead of fully dismissing the idea he said:
"I would like to try another method with you. Now go back to the chair in front of the desk while I fetch something." Hoping he would fetch coffee, Mistery sat herself in front of the desk. The therapist came back without coffee but with a pendant hanging on a string.
"Now concentrate on the movement of the pendant", the therapist said,"and listen to my voice. You can oooooonly hear my voice". The cat miaowed in the back of the house. "Youuuu aaaare feeeling veeeery sleeepy". Actually, Mistery felt neither sleepy nor could she only hear the voice of the therapist because of the cat. It seemed that the human technology once again lacked in logic.

[Mistery]

Mystery was asked to concentrate on the voice AND the movement of the pendulum, so she thought she was asked to figure out the relationship of those. Therefore she gathered the data on the movements of the pendular, and quickly got the equation to describe it. Then she focused on the waves caused by the voice of the therapist and found the equation for it aswell. Now she combined both and finally said: "Yes, the movement of the pendulum is related to the soundwaves of your voice as follows." She took a piece of paper and a pen from the therapist's desk and started to write. Then she handed over the piece of paper and the therapist stared at it:



"So now, I have done everything you asked me to do, but I'm really hungry now. Can we take a break, and eat something please?", Mystery asked as politely as she could, but she felt very impatient inside.

[Lilliputt]

Mystery was asked to concentrate on the voice AND the movement of the pendulum, so she thought she was asked to figure out the relationship of those. Therefore she gathered the data on the movements of the pendular, and quickly got the equation to describe it. Then she focused on the waves caused by the voice of the therapist and found the equation for it aswell. Now she combined both and finally said: "Yes, the movement of the pendulum is related to the soundwaves of your voice as follows." She took a piece of paper and a pen from the therapist's desk and started to write. Then she handed over the piece of paper and the therapist stared at it:



"So now, I have done everything you asked me to do, but I'm really hungry now. Can we take a break, and eat something please?", Mystery asked as politely as she could, but she felt very impatient inside.

(By the way, I'm seriously thinking about making a new thread for our adventures )

(A new thread would probably be a good idea, LOL! Gonna put in da fishing trip too? )

The therapist shook his head and pondered upon the problem. Clearly this patient was suffering from severe delusions of being an alien and eating cats while drinking coffee. As he thought on this the door bell rang, disturbing Mistery to "awaken" fully. The door to the office opened and a familiar face peared inside.
"DOGLOVER!!!", Mistery exclaimed, "what are YOU doing here?". Suprised and happy at the sight of Mistery, Doglover marched in to the office and gave Mistery a hug. "Hello", she said cheerfully as she took a seat next to Mistery. "I'm here because of my mother. She finally found out about Gamers Hood Planet and sent me here...pfffffft, as if that is a good idea. I wish somebody could talk to her", she sighed.
Struggling not to laugh out loud, Mistery felt a lot better knowing that this human technology was not highly considered amongst humans.
"Your appointment is not for at least another half hour," the doctor said irritably, "you can sit outside in the waiting room." Mistery followed Doglover to the waitingroom to make sure she would be comfortable. There on one of the sofas was another suprise waiting:
"Escape!!", Mistery cried out shocked at the sight of the cute cat humanoid. Feeling a little embarresed for wanting to eat her earlier, Mistery hesitated to greet her friend. The joined together in a grouphug, but now the thought of returning to the therapy session seemed less inviting. Mistery thought of a way to get out of this mess.

[Mistery]

(I think that I will make a thread for our adventures, but it will need much time to move all the adventures from here to there. I'll do it as soon as I have time enough for that and am motivated to do it)

Mystery was sooo happy to see her friends again, but also concerned. "Girls, this man is telling very illogical things, I think he needs a therapy himself. I don't think that he can help us, so why don't we just walk out of here and go to a restaurant. I'm starving! And after luch, we can spill our coffee ", she said.
Doglover and Escape agreed, so all three started to walk out of the room.
"Wait, stay here! You are very seriously ill, you can't leave!", the therapist shouted.
Doglover turned around and said: "Pfffffft! Guess what? You are crazy yourself!", and the three walked out.
They were looking for a restaurant that offered food that all of them liked. So they entered the restaurant named "Crazy Cat-Dog-Alien" and ordered the best and most expensive food the restaurant had to offer. They were very hungry, so they were very quiet while eating. But after that they ordered some coffe and milk and started to chat and giggled and laughed and were ROFL
They were brought some coffee, and guess what? They spilled it and made a complete mess in the restaurant! But this was no problem since the Crazy Cat-Dog-Alien restaurant was used to such guests.
After lunch and spilling a huge amount of coffee and milk, they returned very happy to GamersHood Planet where they shared their new adventure with their friends.
THE END

(Sorry, Lilli, I have to go now, I'll be back later, bye, it was such a fun with you again )

[Lilliputt]

Gotta go too, Mistery, and LIKEWISE! Bye! See ya later!

[Lilliputt]

After an appointment with the doctor, Mistery had understood that it was his opinion she should be provided with a better view on her self image. However she had tried to explain that it could not be a problem since she had access to a space ship and was able to view anything no matter how small from a very great distance. Curiously, the doctor did not seemed very convinced by this and insisted that Mistery should enhance her self image. "By how many pixels?", Mistery had asked only to get an irritated "hmpf!" by the doctor. So Mistery set out to fix the problem of getting a better view of her self image, but no matter how she tried to make a plausible self image in photoshop, it was refused over and over by the doctor. Finally she got an answer saying that he was a physician and she needed someone with more knowledge about her problem. She was told to go to a seminar that had "Self Image" as the main subject. So Mistery decided to go and beamed her self down to the seminar. She had not fully realized what a common problem it semed to be amongst humans to try and get a better view of their self image. The place was full of people, mainly women, so Mistery thought this might be a gender connected problem.
The seminar was held in an auditorium, wich had a modern design, well, at least from a human point of view, and great many seats. Mistery sat her self comfortably quite near the front of the hall where the lecturers had gathered. They where all very smart looking, nodding at each other as thay spoke, looking very serious and calm. Mistery felt good about it. "These humans MUST know what they are talking about", she thought to herself. But a few minutes into the lecture she was more confused than when she arrived. The lady who was speaking was talking about the importance for example for men to be in contact with their "female" side. This data did not compute and Mistery was blown away by the idea that humans might be able to have some sort of telepathic ability between the genders. "How very practical", she thought to herself. Then she was thinking that perhaps the problem for all the women that had gathered was that they were not in contact with their MALE side.

[Mistery]

The humans seem to know about this "side-thing" but Mystery is confused. When the speaker takes a short break to drink a bit of water, Mystery hesitatingly raises her hand.
The speaker ask: "Yes, please? Do you have a question?".
Everyone stares at Mystery. She asks in a very quiet voice: "I'm sorry, but is there a mirror that I could use?".
The lady seems to be surprised about that question but she answers willingly: "Yes, if you go out of this room, go straight forward into the next room, you can find a mirror."
"Thank you very much", Mystery answers, slowly leaves her seat, walks out of the room and enters the room with the mirror. She stands in front of the mirror and turns to the left, then to the right, then again to the left.
"Hmmm, I don't seem to have a male side, both of my sides seem to be female", she thinks to herself. She slowly walks back to the auditoriums and takes a seat again.

[Lilliputt]

The humans seem to know about this "side-thing" but Mystery is confused. When the speaker takes a short break to drink a bit of water, Mystery hesitatingly raises her hand.
The speaker ask: "Yes, please? Do you have a question?".
Everyone stares at Mystery. She asks in a very quiet voice: "I'm sorry, but is there a mirror that I could use?".
The lady seems to be surprised about that question but she answers willingly: "Yes, if you go out of this room, go straight forward into the next room, you can find a mirror."
"Thank you very much", Mystery answers, slowly leaves her seat, walks out of the room and enters the room with the mirror. She stands in front of the mirror and turns to the left, then to the right, then again to the left.
"Hmmm, I don't seem to have a male side, both of my sides seem to be female", she thinks to herself. She slowly walks back to the auditoriums and takes a seat again.

As Mistery is about to take her seat, she hesitates.There is something familiar about a face slightly diagonally towards the back of the hall from where Mistery has her place. "BUT......IT CANNOT BE!", Mistery thinks to herself as she gasps, but there it is. Amongst all the female participants Mistery has spotted OneBun who has come as a guest to the seminar. "Why would a bunny be interested in a humans self image? And how come nobody has noticed that there is a PINK BUNNY sitting in the audience who is actually taking NOTES?!" At this point, Mistery has trouble concentrating because of the idea of the sides on humans that do not seem to be of a physical nature and of course of the bunny sitting futher behind her. "...now it is the male side of the female psyche wich embodies logic, reason, assertiveness etc..." Mistery dropped her chin to her lap. But how could this be? She was certain that her mind was not inhabited by any man so how was it possible to form the idea that a psyche, that cannot confirm any reliable data, also could be inhabitad by a male SIDE?? Was this a part of an undiscovered secret amongst humans? Where they really able to possess telepathic abillities? Impatience grew inside Mistery as she knew OneBun might have some valuable information.

[Mistery]

Mystery hoped that soon there would be a short break when she could go over to OneBun to ask her about this weird problem without attracting any further attention by the audiance and the lecturers. She observed that OneBun was listening very carefully and taking notes. So she decided to record the speech and took her device from her belt. Her neighbors were staring at her, so she quickly put it away, found some paper and a pen and started to take notes.
"Due to the pressure of cultural stereotypes, it may be difficult for women to explore their male side. But in order to become a whole person it is absolutely necessary to realise that logic and science are a part....."
And it went on and on. Mystery got more confused with every minute, her hands were hurting because of trying to write that fast, and after 2 hours of this anguish of mind, she was very relieved to hear that there would be a coffee break of 15 minutes.
The audience got up from the seats and was leaving the auditorium. Mystery walked over to OneBun and greeted her. OneBun looked up from her notes and started to smile: "Hi Mystery, it's nice to see you! What are you doing here?"
"Well, OneBun, I have some questions. I'm a bit confused again about humans. Well, especially about the fact that human women have a male side and vica versa. Could you explain it to me? Oh, one more question. Why isn't anybody stumped that a pink bunny like you is sitting in the audience?"
OneBun kept on smiling and said in a monoton voice: "Because I'm not here."
Now Mystery was completely confused and tumbled out of the auditorium. "I need a coffee", she thought to herself.

[Lilliputt]

Mystery hoped that soon there would be a short break when she could go over to OneBun to ask her about this weird problem without attracting any further attention by the audiance and the lecturers. She observed that OneBun was listening very carefully and taking notes. So she decided to record the speech and took her device from her belt. Her neighbors were staring at her, so she quickly put it away, found some paper and a pen and started to take notes.
"Due to the pressure of cultural stereotypes, it may be difficult for women to explore their male side. But in order to become a whole person it is absolutely necessary to realise that logic and science are a part....."
And it went on and on. Mystery got more confused with every minute, her hands were hurting because of trying to write that fast, and after 2 hours of this anguish of mind, she was very relieved to hear that there would be a coffee break of 15 minutes.
The audience got up from the seats and was leaving the auditorium. Mystery walked over to OneBun and greeted her. OneBun looked up from her notes and started to smile: "Hi Mystery, it's nice to see you! What are you doing here?"
"Well, OneBun, I have some questions. I'm a bit confused again about humans. Well, especially about the fact that human women have a male side and vica versa. Could you explain it to me? Oh, one more question. Why isn't anybody stumped that a pink bunny like you is sitting in the audience?"
OneBun kept on smiling and said in a monoton voice: "Because I'm not here."
Now Mystery was completely confused and tumbled out of the auditorium. "I need a coffee", she thought to herself.

While trying to get out of the auditorium on her shaking legs, the crowd had become an obstacle between Mistery and the very much needed coffe. All the while everybody was babbling on about all sorts of things not necessarily related to the topic at hand. It was making Mistery feel rather dizzy, but she stood her ground and finally she managed to get her self a cup with the invigorating drink. She sighed and thought it lacked that fuzzy taste of cat. As she moved away from the coffee table she reunited with OneBun to get her questions answered. "Well", said OneBun in a secretive manner, "the reson why humans can't see me is because I am a symptom. The result is that only those who carry the Gamers Hood virus are able to see me." Mistery pondered upon this answer and wondered if OneBun was being serious or just up to one of those bunny trix again. "Do I need an antiwirus scan then?", Mistery asked with a wink. Bunny sat silently with a cryptic smile as she watched her friend take a sip of the black drink. "No, you cannot get rid of me like that, you just need a better understanding of how the mind works." This information was actually of some use, and so Mistery smiled in the hope that OneBun might be able to solve some more of this puzzle with pieces that did not seem to fit. "The mind", said OneBun, "is not a computer and cannot be treated as such. You must look beyond your puny science and learn the ways of human emotions. The lecturers are telling you that humans can reach a MENTAL side that is not measurable for a machine to read." Mistery could still not make sense of the idea that anything could be reached if it was not possible to record and process some how. She understood however that this was by no means a ritual, it was in fact a science of theortical proportions. But the theory still relied on unsufficient data. As Mistery was about to ask OneBun wether humans were actually linked to each other telepathically, a bell rang and everybody gathered inside the auditorium. As Mistery, perplexed by her conversation with OneBun, took her seat, the lady next to her smiled. Mistery smiled back. "This is very exiting, isn't it?" said the lady enthusiastically, as she straightened her blue dress that had a white flower pattern on it. Mistery thought this however might be some kind of ritual and so she too tried to staighten her trousers. "Yes, it is", said Mistery, "but I wonder if it will take too long. I have too return to Gamers Hoood Planet in my space ship". For whatever reason the ladys smile sort of froze and she replied with a laugh that hinted uncertainty "Of course you do. Uhm, are you here with anyone?". "No", Mistery replied, "but my friend OneBun the pink bunny is sitting over there". The lady turned her head towards the direction that Mistery was pointing. It seemed that OneBun was right because with out a word the lady turned her had back to give Mistery a confused look than sat down.

[Mistery]

The next lecturer entered the podium and started a presentation with the title: "Inner Self and Outer Self".
Mystery remembered her therapy session when her inner self was broken and would not speak to her and blushed. She was sure that everyone else had already spoken to their inner self, and she was worried that she would have difficulties following the presentation without having had this experience. The speaker went on: .... The most important thing is that you can transfer your new and strong Inner Self to your still weak Outer Self. And for this...."
Mystery felt panic. "My inner self was broken. It is not new and strong. I can't transfer it to my outer self yet. And... where is my outer self?", she thought. At the same time she was thinking about the things that OneBun told her. "If OneBun is a symptom, what are Escape and Lilli and lili and bread and Adventure and Becky and Freakshow and Dark and...", Mystery suddenly felt dizzy. "Viruses, Inner Self, Outer Self, Symptoms.... No, stop! Think Mystery, think! I have to go back to the man in the white coat and ask him if my inner self could be fixed meanwhile. I have to talk with it. Maybe it can give me some advice."
Mystery stood up and tried to walk out without attracting too much attention. But of course everybody was staring at her again. She walked out of the room and headed for the entrance door. Suddenly she felt that somebody was following her, so she quickly turned around and shouted: "Who are you?!?"
To her astonishment, OneBun was standing behind her with a big smile.
"It is just me, Mystery", she said in a gentle voice. "Where are you going? You can't get rid of the virus by walking out of this phantastic seminar", she continued.
"I have to talk to my inner self", Mystery replied and started to walk to the direction where the man with the white coat was staying. OneBun followed her and took notes.

---->To be continued tomorrow by Lilli

[Lilliputt]

The next lecturer entered the podium and started a presentation with the title: "Inner Self and Outer Self".
Mystery remembered her therapy session when her inner self was broken and would not speak to her and blushed. She was sure that everyone else had already spoken to their inner self, and she was worried that she would have difficulties following the presentation without having had this experience. The speaker went on: .... The most important thing is that you can transfer your new and strong Inner Self to your still weak Outer Self. And for this...."
Mystery felt panic. "My inner self was broken. It is not new and strong. I can't transfer it to my outer self yet. And... where is my outer self?", she thought. At the same time she was thinking about the things that OneBun told her. "If OneBun is a symptom, what are Escape and Lilli and lili and bread and Adventure and Becky and Freakshow and Dark and...", Mystery suddenly felt dizzy. "Viruses, Inner Self, Outer Self, Symptoms.... No, stop! Think Mystery, think! I have to go back to the man in the white coat and ask him if my inner self could be fixed meanwhile. I have to talk with it. Maybe it can give me some advice."
Mystery stood up and tried to walk out without attracting too much attention. But of course everybody was staring at her again. She walked out of the room and headed for the entrance door. Suddenly she felt that somebody was following her, so she quickly turned around and shouted: "Who are you?!?"
To her astonishment, OneBun was standing behind her with a big smile.
"It is just me, Mystery", she said in a gentle voice. "Where are you going? You can't get rid of the virus by walking out of this phantastic seminar", she continued.
"I have to talk to my inner self", Mystery replied and started to walk to the direction where the man with the white coat was staying. OneBun followed her and took notes.

---->To be continued tomorrow by Lilli

(And this is tomorrow)

Walking out of the building Mistery was fighting to compose her self and try to find a plausible explanation to all this based on rational thinking. However it did seem optimistic to rationalise the inexplicable as she thought about how humans insist on ?inner self? and ?self image?. Turning to OneBun who still rather preoccupied with her notes she said ?I am going to the man in the white coat, he lives around here. Are you going to come with me?? OneBun stuck her little nose up above her notes and looked a bit confused. ?What man in a white coat?? she asked curiously. At this Mistery realised OneBun had not fully understood her predicament and so Mistery started to tell the tale of how she ended up at a place where she was strapped to a bed. How she there had met Lilliputt and then how she had met the therapist with the hypnosis therapy but left with Escape and Doglover to go to a restaurant. To her surprise instead of asking a lot of questions about her state of mind OneBun said ?What retaurant?? Mistery had to stop and take a good look at the pink bunny. ?What does that got to do with anything??, she thought to herself but as she did not want to be impolite to her friend she said: ?It was the Crazy Cat-Dog-Alien restaurant?. ?Oh!? OneBun exclaimed, ?yes I know it, It?s Beckys restaurant.? Thinking back Mistery realised that the food had been exceptionally good even for an alien. It made sense that the she wolf Becky run the restaurant as she was probably one of those few humanoids who would be able to prepare a well made dinner for an alien. She giggled a little at the thought of the name of the restaurant. In an attempt to change the subject she said ?Well, anyway I need to go and talk to my inner self so I can transfer my strong inner self to my weak outer self.? OneBun buried herself in her notes and said absent minded ?Why do think you have to go see it when it is with you?? Again Mistery was taken aback by the remarks of the bunny. Data did not compute and now OneBun was actually adding to the mystery. ?Oh, sorry, Mistery!? OneBun said ?I have to prepare myself for a project. It was nice to see you, bye? and with poof she was gone leaving Mistery with her unsolved enigma. Even more convinced that her inner self had to be fixed Mistery beamed herself to her ship then got herself in front of the office of the man in a white coat. She bursted in with the words: ?Greetings, human!? as politely and calm as she could. ?I have come to ask of you to please mend my inner self!? Unfortunately, Mistery had walked right into a meeting and someone was allready sitting in the chair in front of the desk. ??and I dunno what it is all about doctor??, a light voce said. Mistery froze at the door wondering who from the planet of Gamers Hood was now having a session at the office. ??she has started to call herself Lilliputt, and she is always on about this alien and a dog , and a cat and Batman and a freakshow and what not. She calims she has moved to an island of carrots and, well, and I really think she needs help.? As the doctor had let go of his attention to his visitor and focused on Mistery, the person turned around and faced Mistery. It was a young blond girl with beautiful blue eyes that smiled with uncertainty at Mistery. ?Lilliputts roommate?, Mistery thought to herself.

[Mistery]

The doctor said: "Patients usually wait in the waiting room. You can't just walk in... By the way, do you have an appointment? I don't think so. And above all, you are not even allowed to come here since you have made a huge mess with tomatoes the last time you were here!"
Mystery apologized: "I am really sorry what happened, I heard about it, but... it was one of my clones, so I'm not fully responsible for it. It had a malfunction like my inner self - or what you thought MY inner self was in that situation without knowing about the clone."
"There, there, you see?!? She is telling the same weird things as my roommate!!! I can't stay any longer, I get a really bad headache if I have to listen to such things. So, goodbye Doctor. And please.... you have to help her!" The doctor and the girl were shaking hands, and the girl left.
The doctor said to Mystery: "Then take a seat please, I would like to hear about your story a bit more. Now, what do you mean by clones?"
"Well, I am very sorry, but I have not really time right now to explain it. I am here because last time we were talking, my inner self was broken and was not able to talk to me. But I need to talk to it as soon as possible. Therefore I wanted to ask you if it could be fixed in the meantime. But...", Mystery hesitated.
"Yes?", asked the doctor with as much patience as he could bring up after having been reminded at the troubles with the tomatoes.
"... Well... Actually I am not VERY sure if it is here because OneBun just told me that I had it all the time with me. I searched in my belt and in my pockets, but I couldn't find it. So I thought that I might have mixed it up with a cat and eaten it for breakfast... It was hairy enough to make that mistake if one is not concentrating very well. But... I don't think I have eaten it. Well, I ate Escape's cousin but my inner self? Or could it be that I..." Mystery told hastily.
The doctor looked into Mystery's eyes and said: "It is IN you."
Mystery looked very confused: "It is?"
Doctor: "Yes."
Mystery: "And there is no doubt about it?"
Doctor: "Not the slightest doubt."
Mystery: "So, it is true. I have eaten it."
Doctor: "No.
Mystery: "Then. Was it beamed into me?"
Doctor: "Well, it is in you and now you need to get into contact to it. This is the most important thing for you at the moment."

[Lilliputt]

The doctor said: "Patients usually wait in the waiting room. You can't just walk in... By the way, do you have an appointment? I don't think so. And above all, you are not even allowed to come here since you have made a huge mess with tomatoes the last time you were here!"
Mystery apologized: "I am really sorry what happened, I heard about it, but... it was one of my clones, so I'm not fully responsible for it. It had a malfunction like my inner self - or what you thought MY inner self was in that situation without knowing about the clone."
"There, there, you see?!? She is telling the same weird things as my roommate!!! I can't stay any longer, I get a really bad headache if I have to listed to such things. So, goodbye Doctor. And please.... you have to help her!" The doctor and the girl were shaking hands, and the girl left.
The doctor said to Mystery: "Then take a seat please, I would like to hear about your story a bit more. Now, what do you mean by clones?"
"Well, I am very sorry, but I have not really time right now to explain it. I am here because last time we were talking, my inner self was broken and was not able to talk to me. But I need to talk to it as soon as possible. Therefore I wanted to ask you if it could be fixed in the meantime. But...", Mystery hesitated.
"Yes?", asked the doctor with as much patience as he could bring up after having been reminded at the troubles with the tomatoes.
"... Well... Actually I am not VERY sure if it is here because OneBun just told me that I had it all the time with me. I searched in my belt and in my pockets, but I couldn't find it. So I thought that I might have mixed it up with a cat and eaten it for breakfast... It was hairy enough to make that mistake if one is not concentrating very well. But... I don't think I have eaten it. Well, I ate Escape's cousin but my inner self? Or could it be that I..." Mystery told hastily.
The doctor looked into Mystery's eyes and said: "It is IN you."
Mystery looked very confused: "It is?"
Doctor: "Yes."
Mystery: "And there is no doubt about it?"
Doctor: "Not the slightest doubt."
Mystery: "So, it is true. I have eaten it."
Doctor: "No.
Mystery: "Then. Was it beamed into me?"
Doctor: "Well, it is in you and now you need to get into contact to it. This is the most important thing for you at the moment."

Of course Mistery had made a full body scan on the space ship many times because of suspected viruses, but so far never come across anything that could remotely be described as an inner self. If humans really knew there existed such a thing in a body, then how did they manage to establish its existence and how did they communicate with it? Mistery scratched her head slightly as she looked on the doctor in disbelief. As she clumsily sat down in the familiar chair she said "So, are you able to help me?". The doctor shook his head "I think the personnel might have a problem with admitting you to these premises again. "Why", said Mistery convinced there must be some mistake. "Well", said the doctor hesitantly, "we are not really in the habit of admitting patients that have a history of throwing tomatoes at the staff..." He took his glasses off and started to clean them. Mistery thought this might be some sort of human reassurance behaviour and so she thought she might do the same. The problem was she had no glasses because she didn't need any, so she started to polish the one button she had on her trousers. For some reason the doctor looked surprised at her. She smiled but stopped the polishing. "As I pointed out to you, doctor, there was a perfectly reasonable explanation for that and I do not think it is right to refuse a perfectly normal patient a chance to have a word with her inner self." The doctor seemed to be done with his polishing of the glasses. He put them on and got a pencil from a little container on the desk. Mistery thought it odd that he wouldn't use one of the many he had on his left upper pocket on the white coat. HE started to write something. "I'm going to remit you to a well known psychiatrist that might be a lot better suited for your needs", he said and as he gave Mistery the note he caught lightly. "Can I take my inner self with me?", Mistery asked. "HUH?" replied the doctor. "My inner self", said Mistery and pointed at the doll that she had noticed was lying on the fluffy carpet. The doctor for some reason seemed puzzled but agreed to her taking the doll with her and so she left. Back at the space ship she did all the tests she could think of to test the doll but found nothing of use and so still thought that her inner self was broken. Finally she gave up and went to se the lady therapist she had been remitted to. As she beamed down to the little house by a hillside, the sharp sunlight made the garden with all the flowers look very beautiful. There where some lilies blossoming in the sun and Mistery smiled to herself. As she rang the doorbell this odd looking lady with wide skirts and lots of bling bling answered the door. She welcomed Mistery into her house as she introduced herself as miss Q the therapist.
The house was packed with all sorts of little objects like fairies, little clay figurines, bronze statuettes of animals like a wolf, a butterfly, a cat and a bird. They entered a little room and Mistery had a seat. Mistery explained the whole story while the lady without so much as a hint of being surprised or puzzled simply just sat in her comfy armchair and listened to the whole story. Now and then she would nod and say "MMMHHHHMMMM" or "AAAAHHH" or "yes, I see". After Mistery finished her story the lady said, "Well this is going to be a process then for you". She got out of her chair and browsed around the room. "This is what we will do", she said and put some music on "it is called music therapy. "First you have to move your self to music and try to explore how the movement MOOOOVES your inner self". As she said that the therapist started to wave her arms about and took some long steps, moving in a way that might have looked graceful had it not been for her big skirts. Mistery stood up took the doll and placed it in the middle of the room and stared at it as she thought she was told. But nothing happened.