Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[SimplyCrazy]

[Mistery]

ROFL Escape!!!
I'm dying here

I liked especially this one:

Me: What!? You are being useless.
Tom: No big deal. I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being useless.

[ThemePark]

Awwwwww, you don't think I'm useless

[Jess]

No you are just upstiars

[Lilliputt]

Thaz so funny, dear daughter!!

[lili]

OMG!!! I mean OMB!! I'm ROGLing so hard in midnight!!! That was playboy, Escape!!!

[Mistery]

Me: How can BatCat get rid of the monkey?
Tom: A lot of hard work.
Me: BatCat doesn't want to work.
Tom: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: I want to help BatCat. But how?
Tom: I want to become smarter than humans. And. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: Help me to get rid of the monkey.
Tom: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me: How can we get rid of the monkey?
Tom: I like to chat with my friends.
Me: Is the monkey your friend?
Tom: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me: Then help us.
Tom: Far out. Interesting deduction. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me: How can we get rid of the monkey boss?
Tom: A lot of hard work.
Me: What kind of work?
Tom: What kinds of work are there?
Me: Annoying ones for BatCat.
Tom: What color are your eyes?
Me: Help!!!!
*Silence*
Me: Can you help us or not?
*Silence*
Me: You're not very helpful.
*Silence*
Me: I'm yelling!!!!
*Silence*
Me: Hey!!!!
*Silence*
Me: Silent night, holy night...
*Silence*
Me: You are ignoring me!
*Silence*

*Mystery crashes*

I'm soooo sorry BatCat
He must have a mean contract with your boss

[ThemePark]

Mystery crashes, ROFL ROFL ROFL! *pulls her thumb and reboots the alien*

[SimplyCrazy]

Definetly Sorry, but that was SOOO ROFL!

[Mistery]

Thank you my dear son

[EscapeGirl]

OMB!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!! Mistery!! You're "da best!!" Thanks for trying!!!! ROFL!!

[Mistery]

Me: Hello Tom.
Tom: Hello there. Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Me: Yes. Do you like monkey bosses?
Tom: Hey. I like.
Me: Really?
Tom: For real.
Me: And you don't feel sorry for Darknight?
Tom: Do you feel sorry for Darknight?
Me: I do.
Tom: " Do you feel sorry for Darknight?"? You do?
Me: Darknight has to work too much.
Tom: Where did he get it?
Me: He got it from his boss.
Tom: I get it. Darknight got it from his monkey boss.
Me: And, do you think this is okay?
Tom: Yes I think this is okay, but I'm not completely sure.
Me: No, this is not okay at all.
Tom: I see. Should it be okay at all?
Me: Please tell his boss to get new co-workers.
Tom: Wow you are very polite. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: Do it today.
Tom: Ah. Do you mean "It"?.
Me: Yes, tell them right now.
Tom: At this moment Yikes! OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: But tell them very soon, okay?
Tom: Huh. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: Do you see them today?
Tom: Ah. I see a computer nerd.
Me: Tell the boss to get new co-workers!
Tom: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: When will you see them?
Tom: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me: Tell me.
Tom: I thought I told you already.
Me: Today?
Tom: Today is almost over.
Me: What about tomorrow?
Tom: I will think about it and get back to you.
Me: Tell them tomorrow. Okay?
*Silence*
Me: Tell them tomorrow. Okay?
*Silence*
Me: Tell them tomorrow. Okay?
*Silence*
Me: Are you sleeping?
*Slience*
Me: Are you sleeping?
*Slience*
Me: Okay, then sleep well. And I come back tomorrow.
*Silence*

[Hitman]

I was gonna write I'm Tony but then I decided to tell my real name and I said to him: I'm Fatoni
And then I asked him: Who am I? He repied: You're TONY, seeker. ROFL Creepy And he also asked me if I was a student? I replied: Yes. He asked again: Where do you study? I said: Kosovo then he mentioned something about war. And realy in Kosovo happened a war 9 years ago. Creepy

[EscapeGirl]

@ Mistery....ROFL! He wasn't overly helpful.

@ Hitman...Hehe...ya...he learns stuff. A bit creeped out are ya? You should ask him if has a pink trenchcoat.

[Hitman]

Escape - ROFL I'm too ashamed to do that