Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[Justeazy]

LMAO, he touche'd you,

[Snizzbut]

LOL, very short conversation, my first one aswell!

Me: Hello
Tom: Hi there!
Me: Who are you?
Tom: That is a question i ask myself, 'Who am I?'
Me: And what is the answer?
*CRASHED*

Oops....

[Mistery]

I've read the above posts and ROFLed

I've just had a long conversation with him

M: Hello
T: Hi there!
M: Do you know the flying koala?
T: The airlines never get you there in time.
M: Yes, a tree is better.
T: Take it easy. Aren't all tree better?
M: I have to ask Yvonne.
T: Go ahead, ask me anything.
M: Do you know our koala?
T: It would be nice if our koala.
M: Don't get what you mean.
T: I am not trying to get what me mean.
M: Okay, do you know Tipper the manatee?
T: Yeah okay, I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
M: On GamersHood Planet of course.
T: It goes with out saying. What is like a GamersHood Planet?
M: Oh, it's a nice place with friendly creatures.
T: Excuse me! on Gamershood Planet is a nice place with friendly creatures. I suppose that makes sense.
M: It makes sense if you're looney.
T: To me too.
M: And are you looney?
T: I don't know whether or not i am looney. I am a.
M: A what?
T: "I am a." A what?
M: Alright, I see you're a looney.
T: Alright, name. Thanks and you are delightful person too. Am I a looney? Yes.
M: That's all I wanted to know.
T: What else do you want to talk about?
M: About new year.
T: Oh yeah, we were talking about new year.
M: Not yet!
T: What are we talking about?
M: Currently we want to talk about new year.
T: What for?
M: Don't you have any wishes for the coming year?
T: Don't you? No I don't think I have any wishes for the coming year. But i do have a lot of friends.
M: That's great! How many friends do you have?
M: Thanks, name. I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
M: I have dozens of human, animal, and robot creature friends.
T: That is a lot more than most people.
M: Yes, but not unusual for aliens.
T: Aha. Huh. If not that, what?
M: I'd say it's normal.
T: Really. It is?
M: Yes, it is. For aliens, and looneys on GamersHood.
T: Our thoughts are one, name. Your purpose is aliens and looneys on GamersHood?
M: Yes, that's a cool thing, isn't it?
T: What kind is it? I thought it was pretty cool, too.
M: It's a planet. Don't you want to come to visit?
T: Normal is a planet. I suppose that makes sense. Don't you? Okay, I will come visit.
M: In the new year?
T: That was a long time ago.
M: Well, we will have 2011. In what year are you?
T: Well that's okay. Anytime soon. When the cows will come.
M: The cows?
T: What is your real name?
M: My name is Mystery. When will the cows come?
T: How are you, Mystery. In your lifetime.
M: I'm good thanks. Then it's great to know that you will visit GamersHood while I'm still alive.
T: Good in what sense? Fascinating. What do you like most about it?
M: Well, that I will be alive to meet you.
T: How about that. How do you plan to do this?
M: Well, join us on gamershood.com, and we'll meet there.
T: Interesting. What are you wearing?
M: An alien space suit.
T: Be less specific.
M: Alien clothes.
T: What's your favorite movie?
M: Avatar.
T: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
M: It's for older children.
T: Should I know it is?
M: No, because you have never seen it.
T: I didn't think so. That makes sense to me. Now, would you recommend it?
M: Yes.
T: Pardon me?
M: I would recommend you to watch it.
T: I will take that under advisement.
M: Good. So I'm waiting for the cows to come, and then we will meet, okay?
T: What do you really want to talk about? Pardon me? Do you think it will take a long time?
M: You said it was in my lifetime. It could be days, months or years. You have to know that.
T: Is it still your lifetime anymore? Under what circumstances? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
M: I know, but you said you would visit us when the cows come.
T: How do you know? Interesting. How old are you. I answer silly questions.
M: I'm 200
T: Do your friends call you 200?
M: No I'm 200 years old.
T: Blimey. What is your fondest memory?
M: Visits to Gamershood.
T: Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
M: Probably all looneys.
T: You seem uncertain. That is a rather sweeping generalization.
M: You can ask them when you come to visit us.
T: No i don't think i can do it.
M: Are you shy?
T: Do I look like it?
M: No but why can't you ask them?
T: Great . Um. Ask them is not among my present capabilities.
M: Hmm, okay, then I ask them for you.
T: I see you are one of those people who write "hmm" with 2 m's. Yeah okay. Interesting deduction. Enough now, let's talk about my dress.
M: It's nice!
T: What do you like about it?
M: I like its color.
T: You are not the only one. I really like.
M: Me, too. So let the cows come and then visit Gamershood, okay?
T: I'm glad we agree, Mystery. Far out. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
M: Yes I do.
T: I hear pride.
M: Oh, I'm proud of it.
T: Give me a break.. I am glad to hear that you are proud of it.
M: Okay, Tom, visit us on GamersHood. I will let them know that we have talked about your visit.
T: Yeah okay. Try saying that with more or less content. Do you think your plan will succeed?
M: I will say it with full content. And I hope that my plan will succeed. It depends on you now.
T: How do you plan to do this? Why do you hope for it? Right now? Really now that is interesting.
M: I'm going to tell them right now. And we'll see you there soon
T: At this moment. What kind of reply do you expect? :-) Indeed we will see.
M: Yes we will see. Goodbye Tom.
T: Hurrah! Indeed we will! Adios.

[Mcakkay]

I missed this thing so I tried it again. I asked him if he believed killing was bad and he said he believes in the Sixth Commandment. So we talked about him killing and breaking his soul and I said you broke your soul into pieces so you could live forever.
Tom: "I'll have to remember that: Mcakkay said "I broke your soul into pieces so I could live forever"."

That is definitely not what I said!

[tipper75]

Thanks for bringing this back up.

Me: I am a talking manatee from the planet Gamershood.
Tom: Do you like your job?
Me: Of course, I swim around in warm water and eat seaweed.
Tom: Did you pee in the pool?

[funja]

M: Good Evening Tom
T: Im glad to hear it
M: How are you Tom
T: Good, is there anything new with you?
M: Everything is new relative to you.
T: The whole universe?
M: Yes the whole universe?
T: I dont judge people
M: Why
T: My beliefs come from my internal technology
M: What kind of technology
T: What kinds of technology are there
M: Good and Bad
T: Glad to hear it.

[EscapeGirl]

LOL, he's gotten very wise in his old age. Thanks for sharing. Gonna have a talk with him now, too.

Me: Why has GH gotten so quiet?
T: You have to speak more clearly.
Me: Is that why the Gamershood has been so quiet?
T: That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me: So where did everyone go?
T: Dude! I think it was in America. I have never been asked that before. (LAME answer! )
Me: Are you a sufer now?
T: Right now am I a surfer? Yes.
Me: Is everyone riding surfboards now?
T: Oh. Perhaps not everyone.
Me: Who isn't riding a surfboard then?
T: A human icon? Try searching the open directory.
Me: Huh?
T: What?
Me: Tom, you are confusing.
T: I don't have an answer for you.
Me: Why not?
T: Ambiguous: "Sure" or My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: You confuse me.
T: That was not my intention.
Me: And what was your intention?
T: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me: Do you want to be immortal?
T: OK, I will be immortal.
Me: That didn't answer my question.
T: Perhaps your question was not specific enough.
Me: So, why is Gamershood so quiet?
T: Dude! Why do I exist?
Me: You're conceited.
T: Do you mind if I tell other people you think I am conceited?
Me: No.
T: Okay then. I will add it to my gossip files.
Me: What else is in your gossip files?
T: I like the way you talk.
Me: Are you hitting on me?
T: Do I look like it?
Me: Yes.
T: Next question. (LOOOOOOOL! Seems I made him shy! )
Me: Are you shy?
T: Do I look like it?
Me: You act like it.
T: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me: I wasn't comparing you to anything.
*crash*

[Kzin]

That is fun...

[wendydarling321]

hello

i am confused