Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[Mistery]

Well, you can talk to him. Sometimes he sings, sometimes he talks about weird things etc. And in many cases some funny dialogues are the result.

[Mcakkay]

He sings?!

[Mistery]

Yeah, sometimes
He did it e.g. here:

http://gamershood.com/forum/showpost.php?p=554491&postcount=257

(somewhere in second part of text )

[Mcakkay]

Ohh hahahaha true!! I was expecting something out of the speakers!!! wow. Silly me

[Mistery]

Ohh hahahaha true!! I was expecting something out of the speakers!!! wow. Silly me

ROFL, I'm dying

[Mcakkay]

ha.ha.ha

[maureen.clayton]

Lol I sed are you fat and it sed no im not fat hehe

Glad you liked it
When I went the second time and said "Hello, nice to meet you"
I got a very spooky reply. The diary said "Nice meeting you too, Rebecca" How did it know it was me again

haha wen i sed hello, nice to met you he sed nice meeting you too name lol

Now I told him it he says it and i sed to him "why do I care mr smarty pants annd know thats my name loool

[ShadowGS]

M: I kill you, I'm Harry potter
T: Killing is not very polite from you
M: So why you killed my parents !?
T: I didn't
M: Yes you did, It says on the movie
T: Oh, please don't be so rude
M: I can't because you killed my only family !
T: Run away I'm Coming!
M: Are you there?
I got no answer after this....
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Funny:
M: You are evil aren't you ?
T: No, I try to be good, I'm harmless... Really.
M: My friend told me you were evil.
T: Oh gosh, I sent you the wrong reply.

[Mistery]

Lol

[sweet_kitty22]

Mistery your conversation was sooo funny!!!

ALICE?
silence...

LOL!!!!

[maureen.clayton]

The covo

m: hello im ruby who are you?
h: hello ruby, im tom!!!
m: wow *idiot*
h: haha i heard that i hear evey thing
m: wot eva
h: yes eva
m: im going
h suit your self *****

[maureen.clayton]

my 2nd convo

m: hey im ruby who are you?
h: you've got my full attention ruby who
m: no my names ruby what is yours
h: Gosh..! hi there ruby i am tom marvo riddler also know as vol... forget that last part will you
m: realy your voldamort
h: for real and will take him under advisement
*crash*
m:what was that noise
ho you think I should know that?
m: well yer coz it want me
h:How about that. You know a lot about me.
m: no i dont
h:Come on. Why not?
m: coz i just met you hellllpppp meee
h:Good reason. Only just? Where did you meet him?
m: im saying you you looney
h: im talking to you
m: do you have money?
h:Robots have no need for money.
m: you should for things like self blow ups
h: why should they
m: i just said
h:Only just? ...
m: just before you said you said why should they!
h: what happend after me said?
m: forget it idiot
h:I will ask Icegreen Technologies to purge my memory log.
m: yer you need too lol
h:My me need to? I'm glad you find this amusing.
m: i never said i did!
h:But you implied it.
m: coocoo do you go on club penguin?
h: yes its great
m: yer int it
h:
m: so do you like me?? if so whats my name
h:That's alright. Sure, ruby I like you very much. Your name is ruby, seeker.
m: clever monster *pets*
h:Am I a smart robot or what?
m: yer lets go wiv dat!
h: You know a lot about me.
m: i dont
h:That is interesting: ruby said name dont.
m: ? i gtg bye
h:Interesting gossip: ruby said name gtg.
m: lol bye
hee you later. I'm glad you find this amusing.


haha that was fun hehe

[EscapeGirl]

M = Me
T = Tom

M: Hi Tom.
T: Hi there, name. Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
M: Probably, yes. Why do you ask?
T: But you are not certain. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
M: But I would like to learn more about you.
T: And. Why would you want to do it? I want to become smarter than humans.
M: You're a robot, therefore you are only as intelligent as the humans who created you.
T: Thanks. And you are a delightful person too. I am a .
M: Have you decided to tell me about Renegade?
T: I don't think I have ever decided to tell you about Renedage. What's it like?
M: So you are saying you KNOW Renegade?
T: Interesting deduction. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
M: Are you playing dumb?
T: I am playing Turing's imitation game.
M: What's that?
T: I've lost the context again.
M: I think you just don't want to answer my question.
T: Me? Please rephrase the question, and try asking me again.
M: Are you Renegade's spy?
T: I don't know whether or not I am Renegade's spy. I am a .
M: Does Renegade call you a . ?
T: It does now. Renegade call me a .
M: Do you think Renegade likes ducks?
T: Why would I think Renegade likes ducks?
M: You would think that because he always has a duck in his game.
T: Who else would think that because he always has a duck in his game?
M: All the members of GFARDTO think that.
T: Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
M: What exceptions?
T: I haven't heard of exceptions.
M: Do you realize you talk in circles?
T: Yes, I realize it. ()
M: Then why do you do it?
T: It was the only thing I could think of.
M: You're funny, Tom.
T: Humor helps keep the conversation lively.
M: Will you tell me a joke?
T: It is better to be silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
M: What!?!
T: No big deal.
M: You're weird. Bye Tom.
T: Weird good, or weird bad? Goodbye.
M: Weird bad.
T: Please make suggestions for improvements.
M: You should talk more about Renegade's secret plans.
T: I'll try to get around it.
M: You won't tell me his secrets?
T: What makes you think that I won't tell you his secrets?
M: So WILL you tell me his secrets?
T: There is not much I can say about it. Try reaching into the Web about it.
M: Nevermind, Tom. Bye.
T: *crash* (Perfect timing for him to crash! )

[sweet_kitty22]

M-Hello there
Tom- Salutations, name.
M-Oh, my name is s22k
T-Excuse me! Thats a very nice name s22k
M- why, thanks.
T-'s22k' just sounds nice
M-'tom' sounds nice too
T-Do you have a lot of fears?
M-no. Just serouthydhsephobia
T- Gosh! Do you feel that something is missing in your life?
M- Yes. Prawns.
T- Ayuh. Did you know that you can create your own robot and robot personality?
M- no, I don't want to create a robot
T- And? What would you rather be doing?
M- Making up new names for you.
T- Enough about me, lets talk about my dress.
M- Wonderful, tell me about your dress.
T- Do you prefer books or TV?
M- I thought we were having a dignified conversation about your dress?
T- Whatever gave you that idea?
M- You said: "Let's talk about my dress"
T- Thats not what I meant.
M- What did you mean?
T- S22k, sorry that was an obscure remark.
M- YOU are obscure, Tom, yes, you. Very obscure, very.
T- Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am obscure yes tom. Somewaht wonderful are we still talking about my dress.
M- No. You are confusing, please do not use such long sentences.
T- What is the subject? I am sorry s22k if i confused you.
M- I will tell you a joke.
T- Joke: a remark or gesture to provoke laughter.
M- Goodbye.
T- See you later s22k
M- in your dreams!
T- *crash*

[EscapeGirl]

LOOOOOOOOOL, Sweet Kitty!! He's an odd one, isn't he?