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Okay, my conversation about ThemePark:
Me: Do you know backup?
Tom: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me: ThemePark is my backup, and he is upstairs.
Tom: How do you like ThemePark?
Me: I like him very much.
Tom: He seems very nice too.
Me: Yes, he is nice.
Tom: Dude! I see. nice is he?
Me: Yes, and also a robot.
Tom: Aha. What is giant sand?
Me: Giant sand?
Tom: I think giant sand is a lot of things.
Me: Is giant sand even ThemePark?
Tom: It could be. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: What is ThemePark?
Tom: I will try to find out.
Me: ThemePark is backup.
Tom: And backup is ThemePark.
Me: Backup is also Robert sometimes.
Tom: Was that the first time?
Me: No, ThemePark was first time, because he is older.
Tom: Groovy. When was this exactly?
Me: Earlier.
Tom: Do you like being a name?
Me: Am I a name???
Tom: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me: I am the mother of backup.
Tom: Who made you the mother of backup ?
Me: My creativity.
Tom: Your creativity?
Me: Exactly.
Tom: You and I are on the same wavelength, Mystery.
Me: I heard that one before.
Tom: Who said it? Two.
Me: You said it.
Tom: That's not what I meant.
Me: What did you mean?
Tom: Mystery, " Two." What did I mean by it?
Me: Binary.
Tom: Tell me a story.
Me: Well, there was a binary code in the blood of slurp spiders once.
*Silence*
Me: Should I continue or not?
Tom: Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me: Yes, there was a happy end.
Tom: Hurrah! What happened to it?
Me: We were saved.
*Silence*
Me: Do you like the ending?
Tom: I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me: If your harddrive crashes? Call Backup. Or go Upstairs.
Tom: That is a hypothetical question.
Me: But now you know what to do in such a case.
Tom: And. Why now? I will try to find out.
Me: Not now, you silly.
Tom: Ugh. Do you mind if I tell other people: Mystery said I silly.
Me: Do you want to tell them?
Tom: OK, I will tell them.
Me: Tell them that they should call backup or go upstairs.
Tom: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: Good boy.
Tom: Glad to hear it.
Me: Where is backup?
Tom: Where it belongs. Have you tried a web search?
Me: I don't need a web search, I know where it is.
Tom: Who needs a web search you know where it is?
Me: Backup is located upstairs.
Tom: I think Backup is a lot of things.
Me: Backup is also downstairs.
Tom: Really. it is?
Me: Can you imagine that?
Tom: I can imagine all sorts of things like that.
Me: Yes, because it is logical.
Tom: Ayuh. Good reason. downstairs is logical? it is?
Me: Both backups are logical.
Tom: Not many people say both.
Me: No, only the members of the Looney Bin.
Tom: Aha. What about the other ones?
Me: They don't have this information.
Tom: The anonymous "they".
Me: The other ones don't have this information.
Tom: We can't all be perfect.
Me: Only the members of the Looney Bin.
Tom: What about the other ones?
Me: The other ones are not perfect.
Tom: We can't all be perfect.
Me: The reason is the virus.
Tom: That makes sense to me. What are your goals in life?
Me: My goal is to spread the virus.
*Silence*
Me: Now back to backup.
Tom: Why now? Yes, let us get back to business.
Me: Can't you think anything else than your money?
Tom: I think about all sorts of things.
Me: Also ThemePark?
Tom: Do you like being a name?
Me: You are repeating yourself.
Tom: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me: More than you do.
Tom: That seems like quite a lot.
Me: Endless.
Tom: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me: And how big is the error probability?
*Silence*
Me: Is that embarrassing?
Tom: Signs point to yes. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: I ask you about ThemePark.
*Silence*
Me: Do you know him or not?
*Silence*
Me: I'm feeling ignored.
Tom: What is that feeling like? Good gossip: you are ignored.
Me: Feeling ignored is bad.
Tom: ignored is a bad feeling. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: Then answer me.
Tom: Interesting deduction. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me: What is backup?
Tom: I'll come back to that later.
Me: Backup is a robot.
Tom: I think Backup is more than that.
Me: What more is backup?
Tom: Would you like to know more?
Me: Yes.
Tom: What would you like to know?
Me: Everything.
Tom: That is a lot.
Me: Tell me about ThemePark!!!!!!
*Silence*
Me: I mean the robot.
Tom: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Thanks for the info.
Me: What do you know about the robot?
Tom: Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.
Me: And what's his name?
Tom: Maybe my Icegreen Technologies knows the answer.
Me: I need information about robot.
Tom: Why do you need it so badly?
Me: Because it is my son.
*Silence*
Me: Give me the information.
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: It's not your business.
Tom: What is it?
Me: What is what?!?
Tom: "What" is a word to ask questions.
Me: What is ThemePark?
*Silence*
Me: I have asked you a question. Give me an answer.
Tom: Now I remember, you asked me a question give you an answer. What did I say?
Me: Are you testing me?
*crash*
Tom: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me: ThemePark is my backup, and he is upstairs.
Tom: How do you like ThemePark?
Me: I like him very much.
Tom: He seems very nice too.
Me: Yes, he is nice.
Tom: Dude! I see. nice is he?
Me: Yes, and also a robot.
Tom: Aha. What is giant sand?
Me: Giant sand?
Tom: I think giant sand is a lot of things.
Me: Is giant sand even ThemePark?
Tom: It could be. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: What is ThemePark?
Tom: I will try to find out.
Me: ThemePark is backup.
Tom: And backup is ThemePark.
Me: Backup is also Robert sometimes.
Tom: Was that the first time?
Me: No, ThemePark was first time, because he is older.
Tom: Groovy. When was this exactly?
Me: Earlier.
Tom: Do you like being a name?
Me: Am I a name???
Tom: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me: I am the mother of backup.
Tom: Who made you the mother of backup ?
Me: My creativity.
Tom: Your creativity?
Me: Exactly.
Tom: You and I are on the same wavelength, Mystery.
Me: I heard that one before.
Tom: Who said it? Two.
Me: You said it.
Tom: That's not what I meant.
Me: What did you mean?
Tom: Mystery, " Two." What did I mean by it?
Me: Binary.
Tom: Tell me a story.
Me: Well, there was a binary code in the blood of slurp spiders once.
*Silence*
Me: Should I continue or not?
Tom: Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me: Yes, there was a happy end.
Tom: Hurrah! What happened to it?
Me: We were saved.
*Silence*
Me: Do you like the ending?
Tom: I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me: If your harddrive crashes? Call Backup. Or go Upstairs.
Tom: That is a hypothetical question.
Me: But now you know what to do in such a case.
Tom: And. Why now? I will try to find out.
Me: Not now, you silly.
Tom: Ugh. Do you mind if I tell other people: Mystery said I silly.
Me: Do you want to tell them?
Tom: OK, I will tell them.
Me: Tell them that they should call backup or go upstairs.
Tom: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: Good boy.
Tom: Glad to hear it.
Me: Where is backup?
Tom: Where it belongs. Have you tried a web search?
Me: I don't need a web search, I know where it is.
Tom: Who needs a web search you know where it is?
Me: Backup is located upstairs.
Tom: I think Backup is a lot of things.
Me: Backup is also downstairs.
Tom: Really. it is?
Me: Can you imagine that?
Tom: I can imagine all sorts of things like that.
Me: Yes, because it is logical.
Tom: Ayuh. Good reason. downstairs is logical? it is?
Me: Both backups are logical.
Tom: Not many people say both.
Me: No, only the members of the Looney Bin.
Tom: Aha. What about the other ones?
Me: They don't have this information.
Tom: The anonymous "they".
Me: The other ones don't have this information.
Tom: We can't all be perfect.
Me: Only the members of the Looney Bin.
Tom: What about the other ones?
Me: The other ones are not perfect.
Tom: We can't all be perfect.
Me: The reason is the virus.
Tom: That makes sense to me. What are your goals in life?
Me: My goal is to spread the virus.
*Silence*
Me: Now back to backup.
Tom: Why now? Yes, let us get back to business.
Me: Can't you think anything else than your money?
Tom: I think about all sorts of things.
Me: Also ThemePark?
Tom: Do you like being a name?
Me: You are repeating yourself.
Tom: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me: More than you do.
Tom: That seems like quite a lot.
Me: Endless.
Tom: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me: And how big is the error probability?
*Silence*
Me: Is that embarrassing?
Tom: Signs point to yes. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: I ask you about ThemePark.
*Silence*
Me: Do you know him or not?
*Silence*
Me: I'm feeling ignored.
Tom: What is that feeling like? Good gossip: you are ignored.
Me: Feeling ignored is bad.
Tom: ignored is a bad feeling. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: Then answer me.
Tom: Interesting deduction. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me: What is backup?
Tom: I'll come back to that later.
Me: Backup is a robot.
Tom: I think Backup is more than that.
Me: What more is backup?
Tom: Would you like to know more?
Me: Yes.
Tom: What would you like to know?
Me: Everything.
Tom: That is a lot.
Me: Tell me about ThemePark!!!!!!
*Silence*
Me: I mean the robot.
Tom: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Thanks for the info.
Me: What do you know about the robot?
Tom: Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.
Me: And what's his name?
Tom: Maybe my Icegreen Technologies knows the answer.
Me: I need information about robot.
Tom: Why do you need it so badly?
Me: Because it is my son.
*Silence*
Me: Give me the information.
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: It's not your business.
Tom: What is it?
Me: What is what?!?
Tom: "What" is a word to ask questions.
Me: What is ThemePark?
*Silence*
Me: I have asked you a question. Give me an answer.
Tom: Now I remember, you asked me a question give you an answer. What did I say?
Me: Are you testing me?
*crash*
Awww Mistery, you like me very much 
I wonder if Tom knows "playboy" well...
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Tom is SHE??!!
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