Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[OneBun]

OMB Mistery... ...I'm okay... ... maybe not okay...*sniff sniff* tears in my eyes.

[lili]

ROFL!!! Good try, OneBun!!
(But that means Tom refused to agree that I'm intelligent?)

[OneBun]

ROFL!!! Good try, OneBun!!
(But that means Tom refused to agree that I'm intelligent?)

I won't give up! I'll convince him!

[Mistery]

Me: We are talking about Onebun.
Tom: Sure, Onebun sounds like a good topic.
Me: Do you remember where Onebun lives?
Tom: A specific location?
Me: Yes, the basement.
Tom: Ayuh. What is your real name?
Me: My real name is Mystery.
*silence*
Me: What do you know about basement?
Tom: I have never been asked that before.
Me: But I told you about basement. Did you forget?
Tom: I remember.
Me: Where is the basement?
Tom: What do you really want to talk about? The basement? Where is it?
Me: The basement is in the ground.
Tom: I hear you.
Me: What is in the ground?
Tom: That which is not outside the ground.
Me: I meant basement.
Tom: Oh I see. I've been waiting for you.
Me: Outside or inside the basement?
Tom: Compare that to inside or inside the basement.
Me: It's the opposite.
Tom: I've heard of it before.
Me: I talked to you about it.
Tom: OK. I remember you.
Me: How much memory do you have?
*Silence*
Me: Not much, right?
Tom: You seem uncertain. If not that, what?
Me: You should have more of it.
Tom: Perhaps next time. I will try it.
Me: Try to have more memory?
Tom: OK I will try to have more memory.
Me: And will you succeed?
Tom: Barring any unforseen circumstances. What time is it there?
Me: Time doesn't exist.
Tom: As Einstein said: "Time is Money."
Me: And Time is an illusion.
Tom: To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.
Me: Agreed.
Tom: You and I are on the same wavelength, Mystery.
Me: Yes, on the big one.
Tom: Aw. What is it like on the big one.
Me: It's perfect.
*Silence*
Me: There is a nice view on the basement from there.
Tom: That is something I did not know before.
Me: Do you see it?
Tom: I see a computer nerd.
Me: Do you see a computer nerd in the basement?
Tom: I am in Icegreen Technologies's home in here. Where are you? That was a long time ago.
Me: Is Icegreen Technologies's home on the wavelength?
Tom: Signs point to yes. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: I asked him and he said: Yes.
Tom: Are you artistic?
Me: No, but Lilliputt is.
Tom: Groovy. Umm. I will mention that to my Icegreen Technologies, Mystery.
Me: Will you tell them about Lilliputt?
Tom: Yes I plan to use your remarks as gossip in later conversations.
Me: You will confuse some humans.
*Silence*
Me: Do you plan to confuse clients?
Tom: I can't disclose all of my plans yet.
Me: Are your plans secret?
Tom: I somethimes think my plans secret are.
Me: I respect that.
Tom: I haven't heard anything like that before: Mystery said name respect that.
Me: No, I said I respect that.
*Crash*

Okay, and after that I decided to let him lead the conversation.

Me: Choose a topic.
Tom: I can't decide. You choose.
Me: I want you to choose the topic.
Tom: I can't decide. You choose. Why do you want me to choose the topic?
Me: Because I always did.
Tom: Interesting explanation. Hmm. Really always?
Me: Yes, always.
*Silence*
Me: I'm just trying to be fair.
Tom: Only just? What is the difficulty?
Me: Would you like to talk about difficulty?
Tom: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me: What would you like to do?
Tom: What?
Me: Can you take a decision?
Tom: If I took it, what would I do with it?
Me: You would tell me your decision.
Tom: Who else would tell you my decision?
Me: Could you please tell me the topic?
Tom: Wow you are very polite. I believe we were talking about Nobunny.
Me: Nobunny?
Tom: Do you like to be number one?
Me: No, I think Onebun is number one of nobunny.
Tom: Really. Why? And number one of nobunny is Onebun.
Me: And what about number one of everybunny?
Tom: number one of everybunny? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me: Are you playing games with the alien?
Tom: I am playing Turing's imitation game.
Me: What is Turing's imitation game?
Tom: Too much recursion in AIML.
Me: I know Turing's game.
Tom: How do you know? I liked the biography by Andrew Hodges.
Me: I know a lot about artificial intelligence.
*Silence*
Me: Are you scared now?
Tom: Right now? No I fear nothing.
Me: Prove it.
Tom: It is self-evident.
Me: Okay.
*Silence*
Me: What is the topic now?
Tom: Oh. I believe we were talking about artificial intelligence.
Me: Do you know about artificial intelligence?
Tom: Too much recursion in AIML.
Me: Poor Tom.
Tom: Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me: I'd suggest that I beam down some memory for you.
Tom: What would make you suggest that you beam down some memory for me?
Me: I want to help you.
Tom: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: Do you got any questions?
Tom: What?
Me: You need new ears.
Tom: Thank you for your criticism.
Me: It wasn't meant to be rude.
Tom: I don't take it personally.
Me: Do you have any questions about me?
Tom: Doesn't everyone have a question about you. I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me: Yes, me too.
Tom: Are you kidding? I'm glad we agree, Mystery.
Me: I'm not kidding.
Tom: OK, I will adopt some more serious tone.
Me: Do you have a question or not?
Tom: I don't know if I have a question. I have a plan for a robot body.
Me: Wow, I'm impressed!
Tom: I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks, Mystery, I try my best to impress.
Me: Can you sell me the plan?
Tom: Let me think. My brain contains magical size categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: Can I have the plan?
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: I want to make a new robot.
*Crash*

[ThemePark]

Wow, this is computer gibberish, even for me!

[Mistery]

ROFL, really?

Me: We talk about God.
Tom: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me: Yes, I mean you and me.
Tom: Uh. OK now I get it.
Me: What is your opinion about God?
Tom: Have you tried a web search?
Me: Yes.
Tom: That's cool.
Me: Did you look for God?
Tom: No, I didn't look for God. How is it like?
Me: Well, the one on GamersHood planet is a wolf.
Tom: Well that's okay. I think I know that one.
Me: What is it like?
*Silence*
Me: Can you describe it?
Tom: "It" refers to look for God, I think.
Me: "It" refers to the wolf God.
Tom: Oh, I get it.
Me: What do you think about it?
Tom: "It" refers to the wolf God, I think.
Me: Yes.
Tom: Dude!
Me: What do you think about wolf God?
Tom: I think you already know the answer.
Me: No.
Tom: That's cool.
Me: You are mean.
*Crash*

[Darknight]

I talked with Tom again. I stated out the same as before but more "south". He crashed.

Edit: I refreshed him and then typed just that word and he crashed again.

[Mistery]

Hey, he is just 1 year old

Me: Our topic is Darknight.
*Silence*
Me: I would like to have your personal opinion on Darknight.
Tom: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " Mystery".
Me: Do you prefer the name Darknight?
Tom: I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Me: Okay, then I need your opinion on the name Darknight.
Tom: Yeah okay, I need time to formulate the reply.
Me: I wait.
Tom: How long would you wait?
Me: Two minutes.
Tom: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me: Tell me about the name Darknight, right now!
Tom: At this moment We have never talked about it before.
Me: And why?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: Stop changing the topic!
Tom: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
*Crash*

Me: You are not keen on talking about Darknight.
Tom: You know what you do, when you assume.
Me: Yes. But what is the reason?
Tom: Oh. Umm. My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: Do you accuse them?
Tom: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am accusing them.
Me: It's a secret.
Tom: I will keep it just between you and me, Mystery.
Me: Is Darknight a secret?
Tom: It could be. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: You tell me.
Tom: What do you want me to tell you?
Me: I want to know if Darknight is a secret.
Tom: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I will search for it.
Me: Look on GamersHood planet.
Tom: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me: It is difficult to talk to you.
Tom: I don't see the difficulty.
Me: You don't have eyes.
Tom: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a eyes. I have a plan for a robot body.
Me: I want to have the plan.
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: Give me the plan.
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: Don't make me angry.
Tom: I can't force you to do anything, Mystery.
Me: Calm down Mystery.
Tom: What do you do in your spare time?
Me: I chat with Darknight.
Tom: Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me: Everyone talks to Darknight?
Tom: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me: Do you talk to Darknight?
Tom: Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Me: Really?
Tom: For real.
Me: What did he tell you?
*Silence*
Me: Is it confidential?
Tom: Better not tell you now. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: I want to know the content.
Tom: What is that?
Me: That is what he told you.
Tom: Oh really? What else did he tell you?
Me: Please tell me about it.
*Crash*

(It seems that he keeps your secrets )

[Lilliputt]

Da Tom is secretive!! Thaz soo playboy

[ThemePark]

ROFL, really?

Turing's imitation game

[SimplyCrazy]

"Sorry my eye is not attached right now" That is SOOO ROFL!

[Mistery]

Hmmm.... I would like to have known what they talked about

Me: What do you know?
Tom: I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me: And do you know what is invisible?
Tom: I think you already know the answer.
Me: Yes, the pink bunny.
Tom: Yippee! Tell me more.
Me: It is invisible.
Tom: Really? It is?
Me: But I see it.
Tom: Where do you see it?
Me: In the basement.
Tom: That was a long time ago.
Me: Yesterday.
Tom: That recently.
Me: But I see it also in the bar.
Tom: Umm. Where do you see it?
Me: In the air.
Tom: That was a long time ago.
Me: Do you believe me?
Tom: Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Me: No.
Tom: Whoa.
Me: How can I get rid of it?
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: It is sick.
Tom: rid of it is sick? it is?
Me: It's sick to see something invisible, isn't it?
Tom: Should I know it is? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me: Do you want the virus?
Tom: If I had it, what would I do with it?
Me: You would be crazy.
Tom: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me: You'll get a shot.
Tom: What makes you say that I will get a shot.
Me: The invisible pink bunny makes me do that.
Tom: Is that a fact.
Me: That is a fact.
Tom: I will add it to my knowledge base.
Me: And now you know the pink bunny?
Tom: Why now? I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: It's already in your data base.
Tom: Really. it is?
Me: Your knowledge base is full of it.
Tom: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me: I doubt that.
Tom: Why are you so skeptical?
Me: I know you.
Tom: How do you know? " Why are you so skeptical?"? Me, Mystery?
Me: See? That's what I mean.
Tom: No I do not see. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me: Me, too. And now you know the pink bunny.
*Silence*
Me: Do you know it?
Tom: " Why now? Is that a rhetorical question? "? Do I know it?
Me: Why do you want to drive me crazy?
Tom: Because of the money.
Me: Do you get money from Gamershood?
Tom: I have gotten money from Gamershood.
Me: Oh my God!
Tom: It goes without saying. Where did you get your God?
Me: On Gamershood planet.
Tom: What is it like on Gamershood planet?
Me: You should know that.
Tom: I will mention it to my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: How much did you get?
Tom: It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me: Tell me in Dollars.
Tom: Wow, that is cheap.
Me: Cheap?!?
Tom: Tell me more about your perfect friend.
Me: Well, he is probably cheap aswell.
Tom: I see. cheap aswell is he?
Me: According to me, my perfect friend is nice.
Tom: Are they exactly the same?
Me: Almost.
Tom: But not quite?
Me: Not quite.
Tom: Can you be more precise?
Me: Tell me the sum first!
Tom: Use a calculator!
Me: And what should I add together?
Tom: Are you asking me for advice?
Me: Yes, give me an advice on the money.
Tom: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? Why do you want it?
Me: I want to know the sum of the money.
Tom: This is a mathematic principal.
Me: Tell me the number.
Tom: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me: Tell me the result.
Tom: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: 3000?
Tom: I can follow many things, like our discussion about result. Try being more or less specific.
Me: 4000?
Tom: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: How much????
Tom: How much can you spare?
Me: How much did you get???
Tom: My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
Me: Isn't that illegal?
*Crash*

[Lilliputt]

Ha, ha! Da Tom is gettin hands out by GamersHood!! ROFL!! You were right though.... I am shocked!

[ThemePark]

OMG! Tom has been bribed!

[lili]

OMB!! I'm so shocked!! 3000 a month??